Jeffrey:(preparing for his entrance) Here, hold those, I can't wear them. (hands his glasses to Tawny) Tawny:(tries to hand them back) I think you need them... Jeffrey:(loud whisper) NO! They're ugly! Tawny: But your eyes- Technician: You're on! (hands Jeffrey an envelope) Go! Go, go! (Jeffrey leaves) Tawny:(tries on Jeffrey's glasses and blinks incredulously) Oh my god, this guy's blind as a bat!... (on set, Jeffrey makes his entrance) Celeste:(as Maggie, reading teleprompter) Dr. Randall, what a surprise. Are you having lunch here? Jeffrey:(as Dr. Randall, reading teleprompter) I will if it's that sample. (Burton, the director, looks confused) Heh... (peers at teleprompter) I wish it was that simple. Edmund:(watching in his office) This guy never heard of contact lenses? Jeffrey: The test results have come back. Celeste: And? Jeffrey: And I'm afraid the results are very disturbing. (reading teleprompter) It seems that... Angelique has a... rare case... of brake fluid. (squints) Bran fluid. Bran flavor. Burton:(whispers) Brain fever. David:(watching in Edmund's office) Brain fever. Edmund:SAY IT! Celeste:(hisses) Brain fever! Jeffrey:(nods) Brain fever. Or, what we call in Austria... (he stares at the teleprompter in disbelief; Celeste looks at the teleprompter and gets a similar look on her face) ...kopfgeschlagen.(looks quietly pleased with himself) At the current rate of inflation, her brain will laterally explore the- Celeste: "Literally explode". Jeffrey: Exactly, within the next three houses- Celeste: "Hours". Jeffrey: Yes, will literally explode within the next three hours. I would suggest leaving the restraint. Celeste: "The restaurant". Jeffrey: Restaurant, yes. Celeste: Her brain will actually explode? Jeffrey: Yes, I've, uh... (looks over his fingers at teleprompter) I've seen it happen. It's a dreadful... it's a dreadful, dreadful thug... thing.
Jeffrey and Celeste's kissing scene which he can't get right until she kicks him in the nuts.