Funny / Showgirls

  • Tony Moss' bare-breasted showgirl audition.
    Tony: Come back when you've fucked some of this baby fat off. See ya!
  • "Here, put some ice on 'em."
  • Capping off an emotional scene with Nomi, Henrietta, and Al, is this off-color line that completely, gloriously wrecks the only few moments of sentimentality in the movie:
    Al: It must be weird, not having anybody cum on you.
  • At the end when Nomi hitches a ride with the same guy in the same car.
    Nomi: I want my FUCKING SUITCASE!!!