- When Trey and Chase learn where Mitch lives.
Chase: (not very impressed) This is your house?Mitch: No, this is my batcave. There's a tunnel in the garage that leads to my mansion in Beverly Hills.
Mitch: It looks like a gay porn star lives here!
- His reaction to the remodeling job on his home.
- Mitch has some fun when speaking to the "confessional" camera.
Mitch: Do you feel lucky, punk? Well, do ya? I'm too old for this shit. Go on, I dare ya.