Funny: Shining Time Station

  • Schemer falling in the Lucky Ducky Pond. That is all.
  • Schemer tripping over and getting caught up in a tent is also quite amusing.
  • In "Stacy Forgets Her Name", an amnesic Stacy freaking out at seeing Mr. Conductor:
    Stacy: AAAAH!!! A LITTLE MAN!
  • When the baseball team is short a player, Schemer dresses up Midge Smoot in a uniform and tries to pass her off as a kid.
    J.B. King: (pinching her cheek) And how old are you, little girl?
    Midge: (pinching him harder) It's not polite to ask a little girl how old she is!
    Sledgebolt: That's no little girl! She's old enough to be my mother! (Midge glares) Okay! My sister!
  • From "Mr. Conductor Gets Left Out", the commercial for the Missy Fussy doll, specifically how the girl playing with the doll gets less and less enthusiastic the more it acts like a Bratty Half-Pint.