Elliot Loudermilk's phone conversation with Rhinelander during his and Frank's hijacking of the Scrooge special:
Rhinlander: I want to talk to the IDIOT who put that MORON on the air!!
Elliot: Oh, uh, Bryce Cummings is the idiot sir, but uh... (turns to face tied and gagged Bryce Cummings) he can't talk to you right now because he's sorta tied up. Uh-huh. Oh, in fact, he just said that you were a flatulating butthead?
Rhinelander: A Butthead?!
- Just before that, when Frank and Elliot reconcile near the end of the film.
Frank: Hey. Are you glad to see me, or is this a shotgun in your pocket? (toss gun away; it fires)
Elliot: (meeps in confusion as Frank grabs him by the arms and swings him around the room)
Frank: Here's the deal. I'll rehire you at twice your original salary, and make you my vice president of programing. And I'll give you an office up here. Would you like my office?
Elliot: No, I don't like your office.
Frank: Ha! That's SO YOU!