Funny / SEAL Team

Season 1

• "Boarding Party"
  • Jason and Ray need to get to Nate's car to check the satnav and see where he's been. Problem is, Nate's widow donated the car to the church, which makes Ray uncomfortable about sneaking around a car that belongs to the Lord now. And then the church administrator point blank asks them if there's pornography in the car. To which Jason and Ray can only look uncomfortably at each other and try to reassure Miss Nancy that no, there is no porn in the car. (She doesn't believe them.)
• "Collapse"
  • When Sonny's warned to be friendly to the South Sudanese population during their mission.
    Sonny: I'm always friendly.
    • Becomes a brick joke later since he uses a smoke grenade to break a small mob from attacking the American school and gave candy to South Sudanese children because "sharing is caring".
  • Brian insisting to Clay that he got lucky with a girl because of his cowboy western shirt.
• "Rolling Dark"
  • After barely making it across the Afghan border and away from the Russian Alpha Team, Sonny lifts his rifle in the air and yells "Wolverines!" Even behind their masks the Russians give him a "WTF?" look while his teammates just shake their heads and sigh.
  Sonny: Oh, come on. Don't tell me none of you have seen Red Dawn, it's one of Swayze's greatest.
  Jason: I would have gone with Roadhouse.
• "Takedown"
  • Bravo team actually debating on the idea of using fake SEALs since they've been launching fake raids to draw out Halani Network forces. Jason suggests recruiting some nobody from bars in Virginia Beach.
• "The Cost of Doing Business"
  • It's rather darkly funny that during the operation to take out Abad Halani, Bravo Team spends the whole night sleeping on the ridge and just letting the two Halani factions kill each other. They don't even move until morning comes. And when the Nouri Halani loyalists win the battle, they just end up getting themselves all killed when they trigger Abad's booby traps and explode the whole mountain bunker on them.

Season 2

• "Fracture"
  • Davis is Sonny's immediate contact and she found him unconscious in a strip club. And when she found him half naked, Davis asks him why he stripped since the female strippers were suppose to do that. Sonny mentions that he's an innovator.
• "Say Again Your Last"
  • Trent assessing Clay after he was shot.
  Trent: "Yes or No answers. Are you in Virginia Beach? (shakes head) Are you in India? (nods) Am I better looking than Sonny?"
  Clay laughs
  Sonny: "Now we know Goldilocks is concussed."
• "Hold What You Got"
  • Trent bringing in alcohol for Sonny since the latter is depressed for being ordered by the Mexican counterparts to not drink alcohol.
  • Near the end of said episode, Colonel Martinez is disappointed that Bravo is not listening to his orders. And he's called Fun Police behind his back.
  Col. Martinez: Gentlemen, if you insist on breaking my rules, at least don't insult our nation by drinking that donkey water, okay?
• "Things Not Seen"
  • Sonny berates Kairos for patience and says that Texans don't have patience.
  • When confronted with an armored truck impervious to bullets, Trent is more than happy to get to use a LAW in combat.
  Trent: After all these years...finally!

Season 3

• "Ignore and Override"
  • Bravo realizes that Sonny got his dates mixed up and that they know the results of the football game he's been anticipating. They proceed to sucker him into a bet that requires he down shots of the local moonshine.
• "Unbecoming an Office"
  • Sonny's assessment on the unsuitability of Trent ("Too quiet"), Full Metal ("Too scary") and Brock ("Too... Brock") as wingmen.

Season 4

• "Limits of Loyalty"
  • The camera opens up on Sonny flat on his back, a bottle of beer next to him. The reason? He's defeated by instructions.
  Sonny: You know, I've defused bombs that are a lot less complicated than this crib.
• "Nightmare of My Choice"
  • Sonny asks Full Metal how high is the op to help the Nigerians take on BH in an oil pipeline on the funny. FM says it's "Chernobyl".

Season 5

• "Trust, But Verify Part 1"
  • Sonny quips that in case things go wrong, they'll have to rely on Dennis Rodman.

• "Need to Know"
  • Trent asks Sonny if he can climb up the ladder with the ring support around. Sonny responds with a Your Mom line.
  Trent: You gonna fit in here?
  Sonny: Your Mom fits in here.

• "Head On"
  • Sonny makes fun of how he wants to have a secret identity after being informed that Bravo Team is doing Omega level-based work in South America.