Funny / Racing Stripes

• Stripes meeting the barn animals when he's a foal.
  Franny: What exactly are you?
  Stripes: I don't know.
  Tucker: Okay, we can rule out "genius".
• Stripes "trains" by racing the mailman, who knows exactly what's going on, every morning.
  • He sees Sandy for the first time while doing this, and gets so distracted he slams into a tree.
• Trenton's Pride and Ruffshod check out Sandy from a distance, with Ruffshod admiring her mane and Pride admiring her flanks (her butt, in other words). As Sandy leaves to go talk to Stripes, Pride politely asks her to join him for a drink, a move Ruffshod approves of, but Sandy declines, to which Ruffshod says "Ouch!"
  • As she leaves them behind, Sandy tells them "Talk to the tail, boys." She basically just said that all they'll see of her is her butt as she's walking away.
• After Franny and Tucker argue:
  Franny: Oh, go fix your hair.
  Tucker: I heard that!
• Goose destroying Chan's motorcycle. First it sprays oil at him and then he wrecks it in a fury—somehow resulting in the bike exploding. Then Goose, covered in ashes, weakly walks back into the barn.
  Goose: Ya see...Ya call the Goose... and ba-da-bing— [faints]
  Tucker: [laughs] Bada-boom!
• "My ranch is worth twice as much as your piece of...land."
• One of Buzz and Scuzz's lines during the big race.
  Buzz and Scuzz: Who let the zebras out? Who? Who? Who? Who?