- Many of the mission briefings can give the player a good laugh.
- Any time the chief says anything after the player dies or fails a mission.
Chief: "Die? It's just a flesh wound!"Chief: "Don't die or you're fired!"
- In the Convicts Mission 4 'The Forger', the chief tells you to 'Put a sock in his mouth and get him back to the city.' How do you accomplish this? By punching the guy square in the face three times before he is knocked out.