- Practically anything Grandma does.
Gil: (about Grandma) If she's so brilliant, how come she's sitting in our neighbor's car?
- Gil watching his son getting creamed by the first boss from Bad Dudes
Gil: Well they're Bad Dudes. That's why they called the game "Bad Dudes".
- Helen, finding out why her son Garry is so sullen and moody lately... when she finds his porn stash.
Helen: I assume you're watching these because you're curious about sex... you know. Or filmmaking.
- Karen finds out from her sister-in-law about how to help a husband cope with stress. So when Gil admits to being "really stressed" during a drive home one night, Karen tries the trick of giving Gil oral sex.
Police officer (after a Gilligan Cut): Can you explain how this car wreck occurred?
- Nathan getting punched in the face by Patty during karate lessons.
2010 Television Show
- Season 3, episode "Nora". Peter Krause dressing "hip."