Funny: Old Kingdom

  • Finder splashing Mogget, who had just found a dry spot on the boat.
    Mogget: I HATE YOU!
  • Mogget in general is a barrel of hilarious snark, but he truly shines at High Bridge.
    Mogget: Wet, cold, and full of holes. Another fun day on the river.
    • Immediately after screaming at Finder...
      Mogget: At least that rowboat looks dry. Why don't we just let ourselves get captured?
  • After leaving the Clayr's Glacier on a critical mission, Lirael tries to explain their quest to the Disreputable Dog:
    Lirael: I have to find a man -
    Dog: Good! Time you were bred.