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* More meta, but the Wiki/{{Wikipedia}} page for [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dirk_Anger Dirk Anger]] is ''hilarious'', if only because it tries to summarize the character's traits and participation in the series with [[TheComicallySerious complete seriousness]].

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* More meta, but the Wiki/{{Wikipedia}} Website/{{Wikipedia}} page for [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dirk_Anger Dirk Anger]] is ''hilarious'', if only because it tries to summarize the character's traits and participation in the series with [[TheComicallySerious complete seriousness]].
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-->[[CrossesTheLineTwice Mommy was a slut-lizard that did the]] [[CargoShip Bad Thing with]] [[ILoveNuclearPower suggestively-shaped piles of nuclear waste, and]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice nine months later...]]\\

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-->[[CrossesTheLineTwice Mommy was a slut-lizard that did the]] [[CargoShip Bad Thing with]] [[ILoveNuclearPower suggestively-shaped piles of nuclear waste, and]] and [[CrossesTheLineTwice nine months later...]]\\
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* TheReveal of who exactly is behind ''everything''. [[spoiler:Devil Dinosaur, who for no adequately explainable reason is wearing a smoking jacket and holding a glass of chianti. Yes, [[http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20070926052847/marveldatabase/images/d/da/DevilDinosaur3.jpg a giant red dinosaur in a smoking jacket holding a revolver and a glass of champagne]].]]

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* TheReveal of who exactly is behind ''everything''. [[spoiler:Devil Dinosaur, who for no adequately explainable reason is wearing a smoking jacket and holding a glass of chianti. Yes, [[http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20070926052847/marveldatabase/images/d/da/DevilDinosaur3.[[https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1266255401323868161/oJaB3vHJ_400x400.jpg a giant red dinosaur in a smoking jacket holding a revolver and a glass of champagne]].]]
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* The nonsensical recap pages at the start of every issue. It's less exposition and more "SeinfeldianConversation between two guys named Q and A".
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->'''Arishem the Judge:''' Aaron Stack, you who are called Machine Man. You have traveled with us for three hundred and sixty cycles by your reckoning of time. There is now something we have to tell you.\\

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->'''Arishem -->'''Arishem the Judge:''' Aaron Stack, you who are called Machine Man. You have traveled with us for three hundred and sixty cycles by your reckoning of time. There is now something we have to tell you.\\



--->[[CrossesTheLineTwice Mommy was a slut-lizard that did the]] [[CargoShip Bad Thing with]] [[ILoveNuclearPower suggestively-shaped piles of nuclear waste, and]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice nine months later...]]\\

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--->[[CrossesTheLineTwice -->[[CrossesTheLineTwice Mommy was a slut-lizard that did the]] [[CargoShip Bad Thing with]] [[ILoveNuclearPower suggestively-shaped piles of nuclear waste, and]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice nine months later...]]\\

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* The Celestials telling Aaron Stack exactly what they think of him. Complete with "L-for-loser" hand sign.

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* The Celestials telling Aaron Stack exactly what they think of him. Complete with Arishem doing the "L-for-loser" hand sign.sign.
->'''Arishem the Judge:''' Aaron Stack, you who are called Machine Man. You have traveled with us for three hundred and sixty cycles by your reckoning of time. There is now something we have to tell you.\\
'''Arishem the Judge:''' You are total ☠☠☠☠.\\
'''Aaron Stack:''' ...What?\\
'''Arishem the Judge:''' No, really. You're ☠☠☠☠.\\
'''Arishem the Judge:''' We've taken a year of you. We're taking you back to that orbiting trashcan you call a planet. And dumping you there. (Aaron turns around and begins walking away) You're turning away from us. We are speaking to you and you're turning away from us. That is exactly the kind of ☠☠☠☠ we were talking about here.\\
'''Aaron Stack:''' (starts crying) Please...don't look...I don't want you to believe...that even a robot can cry.\\
'''Arishem the Judge:''' (flashes the loser sign) See what we mean? Complete and utter ☠☠☠☠.

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* "Monica Rambeau, leader of the Nextwave squad, '''lies all the time.'''"

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* "Monica Rambeau, leader of the Nextwave squad, '''lies all the time.'''"time'''."



* "The little guy did something to your heads. [[TheDitz I]] gave him the explodo because [[TooDumbToFool I am clever]]."



* More meta, but the Wikipedia page for [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dirk_Anger Dirk Anger]] is ''hilarious'', if only because it tries to summarize the character's traits and participation in the series with [[TheComicallySerious complete seriousness]].

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* More meta, but the Wikipedia Wiki/{{Wikipedia}} page for [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dirk_Anger Dirk Anger]] is ''hilarious'', if only because it tries to summarize the character's traits and participation in the series with [[TheComicallySerious complete seriousness]].



-->'''Monica:''' [[spoiler:I didn't know they came this small. This one's almost like...a...nah. Can't be.]]\\

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-->'''Monica:''' [[spoiler:I didn't know they came this small. This one's almost like...a... a... nah. Can't be.]]\\



* Forbush Man is ''easily'' able to disable the entire team with disorienting and cruel visions of other lives. One exception -- ''Tabby'', who is stated to have ''no brain'' to manipulate. She promptly blows him up, and claims she did it ''because'' she's smart.

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* Forbush Man is ''easily'' able to disable the entire team with disorienting and cruel visions of other lives. One exception -- ''Tabby'', ''[[TheDitz Tabby]]'', who is stated to have ''no brain'' ''[[TooDumbToFool no brain]]'' to manipulate. She promptly blows him up, and claims she delivers the following line:
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did it ''because'' she's smart.something to your heads. I gave him the explodo because I am clever."

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