History Funny / Nextwave

12th Aug '17 5:40:20 PM WillBGood
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-->That's '''''it!''''' I wanted to ''play'' with you! I wanted to ''torture'' you! But '''''YOU ALWAYS FIND A WAY TO SPOIL MY FUN!''''' You know who you are? You know what you're like? You're just lie my ''wife!'' That's '''''right!''''' Everything was fine and dandy, and then I ask you to do '''''one little thing!''''' What did I say to you, Monica? I mean, what was so ''awful'' about it? I said perform the weapons tests and don't worry your little girly head about the weapons coming from a company that used to be a terrorist cell! I said blow up chunks of America for ''freedom!'' But '''''no!''''' You '''''couldn't! ONE LITTLE THING!''''' It's like you suddenly turned ''forty'' and your ''face'' went south and suddenly it was no, ''Dirk'', I '''''won't''''' do [[NoodleIncident those things with the chicken and the wig and the bath full of acid]] for you anymore! And by the ''way'', Dirk, give me all your ''cash'', let me paint everything ''pink'', adopt a million screaming little snot-factory ''children'' for me and don't you '''''dare''''' touch me or my '''''womb''''' will fall off! And you know what I '''''did?'''''\\

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-->That's '''''it!''''' I wanted to ''play'' with you! I wanted to ''torture'' you! But '''''YOU ALWAYS FIND A WAY TO SPOIL MY FUN!''''' You know who you are? You know what you're like? You're just lie like my ''wife!'' That's '''''right!''''' Everything was fine and dandy, and then I ask you to do '''''one little thing!''''' What did I say to you, Monica? I mean, what was so ''awful'' about it? I said perform the weapons tests and don't worry your little girly head about the weapons coming from a company that used to be a terrorist cell! I said blow up chunks of America for ''freedom!'' But '''''no!''''' You '''''couldn't! ONE LITTLE THING!''''' It's like you suddenly turned ''forty'' and your ''face'' went south and suddenly it was no, ''Dirk'', I '''''won't''''' do [[NoodleIncident those things with the chicken and the wig and the bath full of acid]] for you anymore! And by the ''way'', Dirk, give me all your ''cash'', let me paint everything ''pink'', adopt a million screaming little snot-factory ''children'' for me and don't you '''''dare''''' touch me or my '''''womb''''' will fall off! And you know what I '''''did?'''''\\
2nd Jul '17 7:13:28 AM LentilSandEater
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* "ZOMG! There are French people in Canada? That's like, right next ''door!'' OH NOES!"
** Made better when you realize that she didn't say "Zee Oh Em Gee", she said "Zom-guh".
*** Whaat, who pronounces it like an abbreviation? The Z doesn't even stand for anything. . .

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* "ZOMG! There are French people in Canada? That's like, right next ''door!'' OH NOES!"
** Made better when you realize that she didn't say "Zee Oh Em Gee",
NOES!" (Don't try and work out how she said "Zom-guh".
*** Whaat, who pronounces
it like an abbreviation? The Z doesn't even stand for anything. . .out loud.)
13th Apr '17 3:07:50 AM Maxiboy136
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** "''Nextwave'' is love."

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** The caption for that last panel? "''Nextwave'' is love."
13th Apr '17 3:07:01 AM Maxiboy136
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--> Nextwave: Blatantly wasting your money since 2006.

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--> Nextwave: ''Nextwave'': Blatantly wasting your money since 2006.2006.
** Before that we get:
---> ''Nextwave'' should only be taken in 100 mg doses and never through the urethra.



** "Nextwave: Is love."

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** "Nextwave: Is "''Nextwave'' is love."
13th Apr '17 3:03:45 AM Maxiboy136
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** Then the rest of the team (sans the Captain, who is lying unconscious in the mud) proceed to beat him with shovels.

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** Then the rest of the team (sans the Captain, who is lying unconscious in the mud) proceed to beat him with shovels.shovels.
** "Nextwave: Is love."
13th Apr '17 3:01:52 AM Maxiboy136
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-->[[spoiler:'''Baby M.O.D.O.K:''']] [[spoiler: '''Can too!''' Oh yes! A M.O.D.O.K and a M.O.D.A.M made sweet monkey love by the light of a rack of ''Worlds of Warcraft'' servers, and I was the result

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-->[[spoiler:'''Baby M.O.D.O.K:''']] [[spoiler: '''Can too!''' Oh yes! A M.O.D.O.K and a M.O.D.A.M made sweet monkey love by the light of a rack of ''Worlds of Warcraft'' servers, and I was the resultresult!]]
13th Apr '17 3:01:40 AM Maxiboy136
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Added DiffLines:

* Number None's true identity - [[spoiler:a baby M.O.D.O.K.]]
-->'''Monica:''' [[spoiler:I didn't know they came this small. This one's almost like...a...nah. Can't be.]]
-->[[spoiler:'''Baby M.O.D.O.K:''']] [[spoiler: '''Can too!''' Oh yes! A M.O.D.O.K and a M.O.D.A.M made sweet monkey love by the light of a rack of ''Worlds of Warcraft'' servers, and I was the result
24th Mar '17 5:35:24 PM WillBGood
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** Then the rest of the team (sans the Captain, who is lying onconscious in the mud) proceed to beat him with shovels.

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** Then the rest of the team (sans the Captain, who is lying onconscious unconscious in the mud) proceed to beat him with shovels.
11th Mar '17 6:44:05 AM JoeStrong
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-->'''Yes!''' ''I HAVE A HUNDRED OF THE EARTH DOLLARS!'' ''[{{Beat}}]'' Ahem. This is acceptable to Dread Rorkannu. Yes.

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-->'''Yes!''' ''I -->'''''Yes!'''I HAVE A HUNDRED OF THE EARTH DOLLARS!'' ''[{{Beat}}]'' ''[{{Beat}}]''
-->
Ahem. This is acceptable to Dread Rorkannu. Yes.
11th Mar '17 6:43:04 AM JoeStrong
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-->'''Yes!''' ''I HAVE A HUNDRED OF THE EARTH DOLLARS!'' Ahem. This is acceptable to Dread Rorkannu. Yes.

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-->'''Yes!''' ''I HAVE A HUNDRED OF THE EARTH DOLLARS!'' ''[{{Beat}}]'' Ahem. This is acceptable to Dread Rorkannu. Yes.
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