Funny / Mom's Got a Date with a Vampire

• Watching Taylor and the Vampire Hunter Malachi Van Helsing hanging out.
  Van Helsing: Where would you go around here if you wanted to dance?
  Taylor: How would I know? I'm eight.
  • Especially when they talked about sandwiches.
  • At one point, Taylor accidentally sits on his fedora. While upset over the accident, Helsing is very forgiving over it.
• Dimitri having to endure the dancing at the Suede Shoe.
  • Becomes something of a Brick Joke when, upon losing his patience, he refers to it as "hill-billy music".
• The Spoon Test.
• Watching the kids as the try to steal Dimitri's coffin. Hoping to get an advantage over the vampire.
  Adam: Cellphone is to teenager what coffin is to vampire.
  Chelsea: And mom's the remote!
  Adam: Yes, grasshopper. Now help me get this downstairs.
  Chelsea: (finds trying to lift heavy coffin a bit more difficult than expected) This is where the whole cellphone-coffin analogy breaks down.