Funny: Mind of Mencia

Say what you will about most of the humor on this show, but the episode where Peter Boyle guest starred was hilarious.
Carlos: *Points to Jesus fish bumper sticker* "Okay, what does this bumper sticker say about the driver?"
Peter: "I love Jesus... but I don't know how to spell it."
  • later*
    Carlos: *Points to an "I <3 my wife." bumper sticker* "How about this one?"
    Peter: "I DO love my wife, but if I got hit by a bus tomorrow that would be cool too."
  • later*
    Carlos: "And this one? *Points to an "I support Bush." bumper sticker*
    Peter: "Help! I can't get this fucking bumper sticker off my car!"