Waffles: "Tox, that's just stupid. Where are you going to fuck them? Up the gas-hole?"
To which Justin cried in front of his Audrey Hepburn, begging for repentance for such a horrible joke.
Waffles: "I SAID THANK YOU! YOU WANT A CEREMONIAL HANDJOB WHILE I'M AT IT?!"
In Mall Fight 8, Tommy is sent by the prophets of Typheus into an apartment room on the VIP floor. He goes from finding a cassette tape and a slice of pizza under his bed to flooding the entire floor.
Salt also joins in on the fun; highlights include his inability to go up the staircase in a very specific way.
Waffles and Tox "special move". One literally throwing the other at the enemy and running off.
To prove that Sister was just using Salt as a tool, Diamond to tell Salt to gently tap her while she's sleeping. Sister promptly backhands Salt so bad he's bleeding from the neck from whiplash. Salt tries to cover it up and Diamond states that she can hear the blood dripping.