Funny / Majikoi! Love Me Seriously!

Anime

• Episode 2: Bullet Time dodging dog.
  • Same episode: Usually, the guy would be the Accidental Pervert if he's the one peeping at the girls. This anime inverts it when the girls go catch the dog, only to find Yamato nearby. Poor guy still gets beaten up.
  • In a similar line, when Yamato does manage to catch the dog during their chase in two instances, he somehow ends up pissing off a certain dark-skinned blonde, who then beats him up, causing the dog to escape.
• Episode 4: Yamato's loooong explanation about honor and baths.
  • A pastiche of Anakharis from Darkstalkers challenges a bored Momoyo to a fight. She gets so excited that she forgets to hold back and punches him so hard that the results need pixellation to censor the gore.
• Episode 5: Kokoro demands that Yamato prove he's a man, as she is in doubt about him not being driven wild by seeing her in her swimsuit. So he whips it out. Then stuffs it back in and walks off nonchalantly as Kokoro freaks out.
• Each and every attempt by Miyako to seduce Yamato at the beginning of each episode (starting episode 2), and how Yamato deals with each one:
  • Episode 2: She sneaks into his futon at night, hoping to catch him sleeping. Instead, she finds a Sleeping Dummy.
  • Episode 3: She makes him play a Visual Novel (which is in fact the Visual Novel of this very series, but modified so that Miyako is only heroine), hoping what happens in it translates into him actually doing them to her for real. Instead, he just walks out. It also doubles as a Call-Back to the original game; the scene Miyako shows him is the first intimate scene of Miyako's route.
  • Episode 4: She catches him in the baths and steals his underwear (wearing them herself), then tries to intercept him when he gets out. He chases her out instead (albeit without his clothes).
  • Episode 5: She defaces his ecchi magazine collection, replacing the faces of all the girls there with her own. He responds by sticking her hand to Cookie with superglue she used on the magazines (after she says she'd love it if he'd use it on her), so she's stuck all day with Cookie through the episode.
  • Episode 6: As Yamato tries to watch a porn VHS tape, it turns out Miyako rigged his home theatre system: she simply had his VHS player disconnected from the TV, the latter now connected to a video camera in her room via a long video cable so that Yamato would end up watching her "live". He responds by tying her up (and her accomplice Cookie) with the said video cable. Which makes her rather happy that he is into bondage.
  • Cookie makes up a scheme which mirrors how Miyako fell in love with Yamato, their roles reversed. Cookie will dress up and bully Yamato, then Miyako will save him, and he will fall in love with her. The idea is rejected, but Cookie goes through it anyway. Unfortunately, by mistake he reverses roles of him and Miyako, and saves Yamato himself, who proclaims "Cookie I love you!". Then Cookie has "Oh Crap" moment, when he realised he screwed up, just as Yamato realises he'd been played.
• Episode 6. Just...episode 6.
  • To clarify, the Kazama Family and Hideo Kuki were having a fight in which they whacked each-others shrines with their own in an attempt to break the other's. However, because the festival they are at is Kanamara Matsuri, a festival that venerates the penis (No, really), it ends up looking like the two teams are just whacking a pair of giant dicks together. When both shrines eventually break, Cap takes off his clothes and acts as the shrine, and all the girls are wowed because he's a naked Bishōnen standing right in front of them. Hideo decides to follow suit and takes off all of his clothes as well, revealing himself to truly be a man's man.
    Ogushi: "Kuki's shrine is a monster!"
    Cap: (covering his comparatively inadequate package) "Was he always that big?"
    Hideo: "Now, worship me."
  • The entire candy-sucking scene
• The beginning of Episode 11 has Yamato's harem, dropping him like a rug because of them participating in a love tug of war.
• Gyobu blowing up the cabin he and his group are hiding out in episode 9.
• Episode 12: Who does Yamato choose to be with? His hermit crabs. Cue Title Drop

Visual Novel

• When we first meet Chris, she and her father talk about what they like about Japan to F-2. The entire class realizes what kind of people they are; the kind whose perception of Japan is entirely wrong.
• In Wanko's route, someone enters the Kawakami tournament under the name "Miss Chivalry". The family gets a laugh out of the ridiculous name and wonders who'd sign up with such an alias. Enter Chris, who is wearing a mask and accompanied by Margit. The two of them try to act like "Miss Chivalry" doesn't know anyone, but they prove to be such terrible liars that Yamato wonders who could possibly be stupid enough to fall for this act.
  Kazuko: ...Who was that? Do you know her?
  Yamato: Right, you're that stupid. Can't believe I forgot.
  Kazuko: Huh?!
• The conclusion of Iyo's H-scene in S.
  "18 extra innings might have been a bit much."
• In S a drunken Chris starts a H-Scene with Yamato in the kitchen, forcing him to come up with excuses on the fly to keep the Kazama Family from entering, he forces Wanko to run as punishment for trying to take his yoghurt, tells Moro to hide their H goods in the base from Gakuto's mom, convinces Cap to follow after a Youkai, and Momoyo too after claiming that they sell for millions. The best part comes when Gen-san offers them cake, and the only way to repel him is to act nice and ask him to eat it together, at which point his tsundere attitude kicks in and he simply leaves.
• In Tsubame's lead route, Lee and Stacy fights a man named Miyoshi who retreats to the guest part of the plane Tsubame and Yamato are using, with a very pissed off Tsubame literally kicking the poor bastard out of the plane.
• Cookie's database has more 1500 names for strong fighters. During Cookie 4 IS's route on the A-2 fandisc, IS uses this database and determines that Momoyo isn't in it. She immediately attacks Momoyo and four seconds later appears hiding behind the original Cookie. The original then says that she should have used the Natural Disasters database instead of the strong fighters database.

  Momoyo: "Hey, that categorization is kind of rude, isn't it?"

• In the Shakadou spin-off (yes, it exists), after defeating Miyoshi (the guy from Tsubame's S Lead route), Sakura Kugenuma then treats his wounds, and then went to treat Miyoshi's. Miyoshi tells her not to pity him, only for her to say injured people should remain quiet. He then responds with "Yes". This guy cannot win against women.
• In Benkei's route in A1 a cockroach (that can talk...) invades Class S. Yoshitsune's reaction gets this response from Koyuki.
  Yoshitsune: Uwah! A cockroach!
  Koyuki: Hey, don't talk about Kokoro like that, you demon!
  Kokoro: YOU'RE THE DEMON!
• In Sayaka's route, we find out any Dirty Cowards that tried to attack Momoyo without a formal challenge are literally left hanging on the Tama Bridge. Sayaka promptly takes a picture as she sees them.
• In Monshiro's route, when Yamato joins 2-S, he's greeted by the class and has this interesting exchange with Koyuki.
  Koyuki: Yahoo! I'm S and you're S!...Waaay?
  Yamato: Way? Way!
  Koyuki: Yaaay! Have a marshmallow!
  Jun: Well done, Yamato. You managed to communicate with Yuki!
  Yamato: (That was communicating?)

Manga

• The manga has a lot of hilarious moments namely:
  • Momoyo declaring (she's the commentator of the School Festival at this point) that it is a swimsuit competition. Then suddenly reads the rest of the lines saying that it's a Wholesome Crossdresser swimsuit competition. The look on her face and the other guys are priceless.