Funny / Magical Diary

• During the first week, you wake up and overhear Virginia talking in her sleep.
  Virginia: Oh William...
  Mary Sue: Do I want to know what she's dreaming about?
  Virginia: The sugarpots are overflowing!
  Mary Sue: I really don't, do I?
  • Note that what she says in the second sentence is randomly generated (or at least selected out of a very large pool) - and always hilarious.
• Upon coming in to find Ellen messing around with Virginia's stuff, you can go in and confront Ellen about it, or go find Virginia. If you go look for Virginia, you can accuse Ellen of trying to steal panties.
• Pastel seemingly copping a feel if you decide to offer Free Hugs while campaigning for Student Council.
• During the romance with Ellen, when she confronts you about your love letter, one of the options is "Panic!" You stutter a few words then try and run away, only to smack into the door. Thankfully, Ellen thinks it's cute.
• Professor Potsdam's magic lectures often open as though she's going to give a sex talk, before she starts in on some innocent magical topic that the apparent sex references lead into. It culminates in her actually launching into a talk on sex (enthusiastic consent, polyamory, etc!) when Valentine's Day nears.
• If you choose to compare Damien's voice to butter when he asks for a love letter, Mary can end up going down a path that leaves Ellen blushing.
  Mary: Butter gets all over my fingers and gets them slippery, and when I lick them...
  Mary: I don't know where to go from there.
  Ellen: I think you've said enough!

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