Funny / Kristen Stewart

• Kristen and Jesse Eisenberg interview each other and find that their interview cards have been switched.
  Jesse: Okay, so my next question for you is, have you always been funny? We heard you do a lot of impressions.
  Kristen: Mmm-hm. [Pause. Jesse makes an encouraging gesture.] Oh, no, I'm not going to do any for you.
  Jesse: Oh. ...Yeah, okay.
  Kristen: Are you seeing anyone, at the moment, though?
  Jesse: [startled] Sorry?
  Kristen: I was just wondering if you're seeing anyone currently.
  Jesse: Are you sure they didn't switch the cards? That just seems...
  Kristen: Is this not how...they usually go for you?
  Jesse: No. I'm normally asked if I'm, like, the class clown.
  Kristen: [fondly] That sounds so easy and fun! God. Are you pregnant, though? Is that, sort of, why you're keeping things a little bit...
  Jesse: [highly uncomfortable] Yeah, the only thing is, that seems like, really personal...
  Kristen: Do you get any work done? Like, do you have a particular peel to look vibrant and young?