Funny / Kinky Boots

  • "Pass us me boobs, will ya?"
  • During Lola's anti-burgundy speech.
    Lola: Sex shouldn't be "comfy!"
    Worker: Thank god, I thought it was just me.
  • The song 'History of Wrong Guys' in the Broadway adaptation, or, really, any time Annaleigh Ashford's Lauren is on stage.
  • When Don flirts with Lola, she strolls over, sits on his lap and...
    Lola: (sweetly to Don) Well, I'm very flattered, but if you can't get girls to wear them... (deep manly voice) you'll never get blokes like me to wear them!