- "Pass us me boobs, will ya?"
- During Lola's anti-burgundy speech.
Lola: Sex shouldn't be "comfy!"Worker: Thank god, I thought it was just me.
- The song 'History of Wrong Guys' in the Broadway adaptation, or, really, any time Annaleigh Ashford's Lauren is on stage.
- When Don flirts with Lola, she strolls over, sits on his lap and...
Lola: (sweetly to Don) Well, I'm very flattered, but if you can't get girls to wear them... (deep manly voice) you'll never get blokes like me to wear them!