* "Pass us me boobs, will ya?"
* During Lola's anti-burgundy speech.
-->'''Lola:''' Sex shouldn't be "comfy!"
-->'''Worker:''' Thank god, I thought it was just me.
* The song 'History of Wrong Guys' in the Broadway adaptation, or, really, any time Annaleigh Ashford's Lauren is on stage.
* When Don flirts with Lola, she strolls over, sits on his lap and...
-->'''Lola:''' ''(sweetly to Don)'' Well, I'm very flattered, but if you can't get girls to wear them... ''(deep manly voice)'' you'll never get blokes like ''me'' to wear them!