Funny / Kid Time Storytime

• In the video for How to Trick the Tooth Fairy, the toys all have their own ideas: Gilles suggests outright asking the fairy for money, White Rat suggests pretending cheese is teeth (but Gilles thinks it's a waste of cheese), Maleficent suggests telling her you have fairy stew but really it's bat stew, and Red Bear & Green Bear have tried those tricks in vain and are seeking advice.
• Sometimes, the toys get offended if the book says something bad about their species. It happened with Two-Tone in "Belling the Cat" and Gilles in Giraffes Ruin Everything.
• In the video for Pirate Chicken, Green Bear and Doug dress as pirates and when the chickens in the story quit being pirates and live on and island, they wonder if they should dress as "island chickens" instead, but Green Bear wants to be an "island pirate".
• In the video for Vote for Me, Green Bear pretends the story is about him.
• The video for P is for Poop! is a mountain of hilarity:
  • As it turns out, it was Green Bear who picked out the book— and Doug is nervous that Storyteller won't like it.
  • Eileen's sheer prudery around even saying the word "poop".
  • Storyteller points out the girl has lice, which "are not nice, even though they rhyme".
  • When the girl wets her pants, Eileen has this to say:
    Eileen/Storyteller: "Just when I thought this book had cleaned up its act, someone's peeing in their pants."
  • The cat and dog poop in someone's shoe, then later they track mud through the house. This causes Storyteller to exclaim, "Who house trained these pets?!". Maleficent claims she did.
  • When Eileen comments that the father broke his butt, Green Bear laughs at her using the word "butt".
  • Eileen/Storyteller's nicknames for the story characters are Poopy Dog and Poopy Cat with the Muddy Paws, Forgetful Dad in His Underwear (because the father sleeps in his underwear and couldn't remember what he came in for) and Kids with the Inappropriate Artistic Instincts (because the kids drew on the wall).
• The video for David Goes to School has Green Bear refer to a Potty Dance as "the universal sign of going to the bathroom".
• In the video for The Grossest Picture Book Ever, Eileen reads "44, 000, 000, 000" as "forty-four bajillion". Green Bear corrects her to "billion", but then she says, "That's what I said, bajillion." Later, when the book says, "Eat at McButt's, we won't think you're nuts!", she comments, "I will." (Note that McButt's serves snot, roadkill, and puke as meals.)
• In the video for Unicorn Chrismtas, Eileen refers to a snowman with a unicorn's horn and ears but a pig's snout as a "snow pigicorn" and a unicorn with a mermaid's tail as a "mermacorn", "unimer", and "unimaid".
• The "Not for Witches" videos:
  • In "Halloween is Not for Witches", Witcheficent claims "Trick or Treat" is "Trick or Trick".
  • In "Labor Day is Not for Witches", she thinks Labor Day is exciting because she thinks it celebrates slave labor.
• In the video for He Came with the Couch, Green Bear and Red Bear wonder if the moral is "Buy old furniture and bring strangers home and let them live with you".
• In the video for I Don't Want to Go to Hospital, when the Princess is drawn with band-aids covering her nose, Gilles wonders if they removed her nose.
• In the video for I Won't Go with Strangers, White Rat calls Phil a "pirate motorcycle dude" because he wears a leather jacket and a shirt with a skull wearing an eyepatch.
• In the video about an adaptation of A Midsummer Night's Dream, "ass" is censored (even though it's referring to a donkey, so it didn't need to be censored) with a "hee-haw!" sound.
• In the video reading The Bear Ate Your Sandwich]], Eileen's sandwich is missing, and it's left deliberately ambiguous as to whether the Bear brothers, the bear in the story, or the dog in the story took it.