Funny: Kevin Nash

  • Nash has a lot of these, including his over the top narration of the confrontations between Sid and Goldberg shown in Botchamania 94.
    • Spring Break Cannonball champion. 'Nuff said.
      • At that same event: He and Hall were running around tossing out beers to everyone in the back (WCW didn't allow anyone to drink during events, obviously). When confronted by Eric Bischoff, Nash, who are at the scaffolding over the entrance, calls up to one of the Nitro Girls, asking what they're drinking (read: red SOLO cups). Kevin then asks them to drop one of them. He catches it right in his hand, at waist level, without spilling a drop. Hall would describe it as "some James Bond shit."
  • PCS, by far the funniest thing that ever came out of TNA.
  • As part of the Main Event Mafia, he, Booker T and Scott Steiner hijacked an episode of TNA Impact!. While Scott Steiner took the job of ring announcer. Nash and Booker became "Chet Lemmon" and "Black Snow" on commentary, taking the piss out of the entire company during their tenure.
  • The recent battle he had with Santino. Yeah, that match was laughable.
  • His "pick me" rant from the Thunder Video Game adaptation. Nash tries to get the player not to choose him. Even in a video game, Nash doesn't want to job.
  • Not sourced by Nash himself, but Brian and Vinny's reaction to him winning the belt at Victory Road 2009.
    Brian: Yes, a "Retirement match" in the middle of a PPV. Guaranteed to win the belt, which is what babyfaces do, and he's a heel. So of course he won the belt... CLEAN! IT IS 2009!!
    Vinny: (snickers) Kevin Nash is pinning AJ Styles for championships on pay per view.
    Brian: CLEAN!