Funny: Kevin Nash

  • Nash has a lot of these, including his over the top narration of the confrontations between Sid and Goldberg shown in Botchamania 94.
    • Spring Break Cannonball champion. 'Nuff said.
      • At that same event: He and Hall were running around tossing out beers to everyone in the back (WCW didn't allow anyone to drink during events, obviously). When confronted by Eric Bischoff, Nash, who are at the scaffolding over the entrance, calls up to one of the Nitro Girls, asking what they're drinking (read: red SOLO cups). Kevin then asks them to drop one of them. He catches it right in his hand, at waist level, without spilling a drop. Hall would describe it as "some James Bond shit."
  • Nash's gimmick, according to Sting? Showing up late!
  • PCS, by far the funniest thing that ever came out of TNA.
  • The recent battle he had with Santino. Yeah, that match was laughable.
  • Impact 10-16-10: Nash says that in that past, he and Bischoff would have been a perfect fit, and he would've taken every dollar he could from everybody. But with age comes wisdom, and he's learned the value of family, etc etc, so they can run the company into the ground without him. And with that, he bids the Impact Zone farewell. By the by: if you were following Nash's twitter feed at the time, the real reason he left TNA is because he wanted a raise and they refused. Now there's the Big Sexy we remember!
  • Not sourced from Nash himself, but Brian and Vinny's reaction to him winning the belt at Victory Road 2009.
    Brian: CLEAN!? IT IS 2009!!
    Vinny: (snickers) Kevin Nash is pinning AJ Styles for championships on pay per view.
    Brian: CLEAN!