Funny: If Bella Were Sane
List of Funny Moments for the fanfic If Bella Were Sane.
- "The excuses people make up for incest."
- "I really better stay away from him. He looks kind of mentally unstable. It'd totally ruin my day to be raped, killed and dumped in a trash can behind a McDonald's somewhere."
- "He also says that we shouldn't be friends. O-kay, mister bipolar weirdo, fine with me. In fact, I'll help you with that venture by staying the hell away from you as much as possible."
- "Oh, fucking fuck. Just fan-fucking-tastic."
- The Take That at Stephenie Meyer.
- What, you mean the entire story?
- Bella's description of Edward's eyes in chapter 1.
- "Yesterday I could have sworn his eyes were yellowish (is that even a natural eye color?) and today they were pond-scum colored."