Funny / How to Deal with a Yandere

• From Episode 1...
  • The first illustration of Lily being "content," lying on a hammock with a Joey plushy, surrounded by birds. Then a bird steals the plushy and she chases it down with her Halberd, eventually killing it.
  • From the second illustration, Lily's sculpture.
  • From the third illustration, Lily poking Joey's severed head with a stick.
• From Episode 2...
  • Jessica's introduction and subsequent usage.
    Jessica: Hi! I'm Jessica!
    Narrator: Shut up, Jessica!
    Lily: Yeah! You're probably gonna steal my Joey anyway, you dumb *CENSORED*!
  • Later, this exchange after the Narrator checks up on Jessica after her fight with Lily...
    Joey: So, how'd it go?
    Narrator: Pretty good, if you count Jessica being in the hospital as good.
• From Episode 3...
  • Lily's cookies and the Narrator and Joey's reaction to them...
    Lily: Baking's one of my pastimes!
    Joey: And probably the only one that doesn't have to do with me.
    Lily: Hey, *wink* let's not jump to conclusions, sweetie.
• From Episode 4...
  • The Narrator's "Brick of Yandere Insanity! (Good for explaining possible Character Derailment)"
  • In a Freeze-Frame Bonus, Joey and Lily have the series creator chained up.
  • Lily dragging Joey off at the end would be pretty funny on its own, but the added bumping sound effects and how roughly she drags him turns it from pretty funny to extremely funny.
• From Episode 5...
  • "It's that time of the month again: it's weapon evaluation time!"
  • The narrator describing the possible places where a Yandere can use a knife, ending on the obvious.
    *Joey covers his crotch*
    Joey: WHY THE *CENSORED BY 4KIDS* WOULD SHE DO THAT?!
  • The entire poison demonstration.
    Joey and Penelope are at a table together when Lily pops up out of nowhere with drinks.
    Lily: Here's your drinks!
    Joey: I don't remember you being our waiter.
    Lily: Oh, I killed the other guy and put his body in a dumpster. Enjoy!
    Lily poofs out of thin air. Penelope is about to drink her drink.
    Narrator: Penelope, you might not want to drink that, you know. It's poisoned!... with poison!
• Episode 6's cold opening.
  Jessica: Maybe we can have an alliance or something in case Lily strikes back or something. Don't want to risk death, do we?
  Penelope: Good point.
  Jessica: All right... Sooo, who wants to be tonight's sacrificial guinea pig for the episode?
  *they leer at eachother*
• From Episode 8, Joey and Lily's snark-off, which gives Penelope time to escape the scene.

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