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Hitmane: Agent 3.14

• Pinkie Pie's contact calls her "Agent 3.14159265358979323846264" before being cut off.
• Agent 3.14 needs to get past the janitor of Ponyville's school without being recognized. She simply walks by and says "Good morning."
• Somehow, Pinkie Pie managed to pass unobserved with an Einstein disguise comprised of a white wig, a fake mustache, and an old lab coat along with her tongue sticking out, just like the famous photograph◊.
  • Which leads to this conversation:
  Pipsqueak: Did you just see what I saw?
  Rumble: You mean a pink pony with a paper mache scientist head and her tongue out?
  Pipsqueak: Yeah...
  Rumble: (Gulps) Let's both pretend we didn't see that.
• Pinkie Pie asks Brownie to draw him the famous Slendermane notes. When Brownie asks her why she needs these in the first place, Pinkie Pie explains how she's going to play a prank on Rarity. Brownie seems suspicious at first, but shrugs it off as Pinkie Pie being... Well, Pinkie Pie.
• Sweetie Belle gets the idea of a GhostBusters Cutie Mark thanks to Pinkie Pie's story about Slendermane.
• The list of items that Pinkie Pie discards to reach the first floor of Carousel Boutique include a jetpack, a grapple gun, a pogo stick, a super spring, a rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle and an inflatable castle. Three guesses as to which one she chooses.
  • She then starts bouncing and enters through the window before going back and using a ladder since "I can’t have fun with this. I must be serious!".
• Pinkie Pie disguises as Slenderman using an old tuxedo, two pairs of white socks and a white mask. She then hides between two mannequins by placing a ball of yarn in her mouth to avoid being caught, which somehow works as Rarity walks past her and didn't notice her presence.
• The newspaper explaining Rarity's prank includes Rarity fainting as she summons one of her famous fainting couches (From the autumn line, to be more specific).
• The last prank can be resumed in a single sentence: Rainbow Dash always dresses in style.
• And of course, the ending:
  Rainbow seethed, “I don’t know who you are or why you did this, but I can promise one thing. I will look for you, I will find you, and I will prank you, Hitmane…”
  Meanwhile, Pinkie Pie was sitting in her room, reading the newspaper as her laughter filled the entire bakery. “Oh, Garfield, you’re so funny!”