Funny / Hell Universe

• Welcome to the Hell Universe.
  • "Autobots, transform and roll out!"
• Return to the Hell Universe: Universal Boogaloo.
  • Steven Jr. Simulator
  • Greg telling Steven the story of how he met his mother.
  • Greg serenading Rose with "Wonderwall" and "Kiss From A Rose".
  • Pearl singing "I'm not about to fold" as she's folding Steven's tee-shirt.
• Hell Universe: Alpha Patience Sapphire
  • "I just wanna get real sad!"
• Hell Universe Special: They Might Be Giant Women
  • "What's that blue thing doing here?"
• Hell Universe: Electronic Japery
  • You want me to put the hammer down?!?!
  • I JUST HAD SEEEX
  • I don't need it...
• Hell Universe: Clodhopper
  JonTron: This is fantastic, y'know, I-I didn't know it could get this good. I dunno how they're gonna top this!
  Steven: (to Peridot) You're a Crystal Gem!
  JonTron: (Ascending to Heaven) Oh-oh, I'M COMIN' I J- I- I'M DONE HERE I'VE FULFILLED MY PURPOSE I- I AIN'T NEED TO SEE NO MORE SHIT DOWN HERE.
  • A recap...
  Announcer: On the last episode of "Camp Pining Hearts"...
  (Smash Cut to Dipper giving Mermando reverse-CPR.)
  • "Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl- AND I'M JAVERT."
  • "But still in matters vegetable, animal and general, I am the very model of a modern major mineral!"
• Hell Universe Special: A Hell of Your Own Creation
  • Garnet's call...
  Garnet: Hello. This... is Mum Universe.
  You used to call me on my cell-phone...
  • "Aw, I'm taking back all my cool nicknames for her. So long, Peri and P-dot! Hello...BITCH!"
  • Lapis doing Shinji's Rant.
• Hell Universe: Hellbent
  Connie: Shhh! Keep your voice down!
  (Cookie Cat radio blips)
  Will Byers: ''-come on and let me know... Should I stay or should I go?''
• Hell Universe: Hell is Other People
  • Crossed with Awesome Music:
  "Alright, now three, two, one, let's jam."
  • "Brian, I know you love bloopy reggae jams!"
  • Another call from Garnet:
  Joey: Hello?
  'Garnet: Hello. This... is Mum Universe.
  Joey: ...Estelle?
  (Pause)
  Garnet: Don't call again.
  Joey: Okay...
  (They hang up)
  Joey: Out of area; boy, I'll say!
  • The movie... THE MOVIE!
  • "Friends and neighbors, I don't think that jump was planned!"