Funny / Hank the Cowdog

  • "It was... pause... pause... pause... paws... pause... pause... A GHOST!" (The pauses are actually written out and take up two whole pages before another two-page spread that just has "A GHOST!" across from a full-page illustration of the ghost. Which actually is somewhat scary in spite of this humor.)
  • Slim's reaction to a non-working pay phone in Slim's Goodbye: putting a sign on it calling it a "theef."
  • The Case of the Prowling Bear:
    • Wallace, thinking Hank looks too dumb to still be alive, tells Junior to ask him if he's dead. Hank decides to troll them.
    • Wallace's "Thank You" song.