Funny: Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C.

  • In one episode a series of unfortunate events turns Gomer's simple errand into an impromptu world-tour. He calls Sgt. Carter from the airport in Paris:
    Gomer: (on the phone) "But, Sergeant Carter, I don't see how I could get you arrested for murder." (beat) "Oh."
  • Sgt. Carter's nightmare in the episode where he sends Pyle to paratrooper school, only to learn that Gomer named him beneficiary for his life-insurance policy; "Ten thousand dollars!"
    • In the same episode, watching Pyle's first jump:
    Carter: "That's Pyle alright; he's trying to fly."
  • In one episode, Sgt. Carter tried to get Gomer out of the military when it looks like his hitch is about up. So he helps him out - he finds him a good job, sets him up with a nice lady, and generally does everything possible to ensure him a comfortable post-military life. But Gomer re-enlists. His reasoning? Sgt. Carter was being so nice, he had to repay the favor and help him some more.
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