Funny / Golden Palace

  • Sophia once tried to pull a massive prank on Rose with the help of two radio DJs who enjoy pulling jokes on "incredibly stupid people". They managed to make Rose believe she's responsible for accidentally killing one of the DJs, and then later he comes back as a vengeful ghost to torment Rose. Sophia is laughing her ass off, until she hears the gunshots. Rose then comes into the room with a smoking gun, and announces she "sent him back to Hell where he belonged!" A horrified Sophia reveals to Rose that she just murdered a man and the whole thing was a prank, at which point Rose states "you took the words right out of my mouth." The DJ and his partner reveal that the whole thing was actually a prank on Sophia. They felt someone as spiteful as her deserved it.
    • Sophia then tries to fake a heart attack and collapses, but no one's buying it. After everyone leaves the room:
      Sophia: Well, they didn't buy the heart attack, but the joke's on them. I think I just broke my hip!
  • The girls receive notice that Stan has died. Sophia inquires as to how it happened, and is told he died while he was making love. Sophia sadly says "There's nothing worse than dying alone," getting nodding agreement from Blanche and Rose.