It's from Vacanta Mare, No big surprise.
- The Opening credits scene were the actors are presented trough police files studied by Garcea
- The Beginning were the Dacians chant "Varză, Brânză, Viezure, Mânz" (Cabbage, Cheese, Badger, Foal) over and over
- The names of the Dacian tribes are "The Costelids, the Leanococs, the Cretinids, the Stupids, the Virginids, the Inteligets and the Perfids"
- When the narrator says "Virginids" he says it in a sexy voice.
- When the Romans appear the leader of the Cretinids asks "Dad! Who are those guys with flashlights that ride on those big dogs?"
- When the narrator explains that with the stone the Romans will rule the world, the leader of the Leanococs lets out a funny yell of distress.
- The leader of the Inteligets yells at the leader of the Perfids who betrayed them "Yo tough guy! May the top of my hood fly away if i don't kill you with.... What my Zalmolxis are this stick?"
- After the stone falls in the swamp the narrator notes that a much powerful spell has prevailed. Human stupidity.
- 2000 years later Axinte is awaken by the crow of a rooster. So then he angrily throws a shoe at him which takes down the Camera man.
- This exchange between Leana and Costel.
- Costel: Wake up! It's 10:00!Leana: So what if it's 10:00 Costel? There are 8 more hours and i go back to sleep.Costel: It's 10:00 AM! Wake up!Leana: World! It's 10:00 AM! I lost 3 hours of drinking!
- In the morning Axinte yells at Leana and tells her that he's hungry. Leana's response? She throws at him a frying pan with some omelette left in it which he fights with Lila over.
- Leana looking trough the house for her bottle of țuică and when she finds it she kisses it before taking a sip.
- A drowsy Costel accidentally knocking down the laundry and the following exchange:
- Leana: You knocked down my laundry! And i just placed it to dry!Costel: You put it to dry without washing it?Leana: Doesn't the rain wash them? Do you want them to get de-colored?
- Leana warning Costel not to come back without food and Costel shutting her up.
- This exchange:
- Wagon driver: Costel! Do you catch anything?Costel: I do may you fuck your Mother-In-Law!
- Leana striking a seductive pose for the wagon driver.
- Costel's fartillery being so strong that it takes down the outhouse, kills flowers and also kills Mitică's rooster.
- Costel fishing for the dead rooster only for Mitică to pop up.
- Mitică: What are you doing, neighbor?Costel: I'm fishingMitică: Really? Show me the licenseCostel: I didn't renew it for this year.Mitică: Yeah? Well i will renew it for you!FUCK YOUR MOTHER YOU FUCKING THIEVES!!!
- Mitică chasing Costel only for Leana to take him down with a frying pan.
- The following exchange:
- Costel: Peel it! (Leana starts peeling Mitică) Not him! The rooster!Leana: Good thinking! He is just skin and bones.This is fat and juicy.
- Leana spitting on Mitică after taking the rooster
- When Axinte and Lila arrive at the pond to get water to cook the rooster Axinte accidentally catches a fish but throw it back into the water.
- Lila: What are you doing? You threw away the fish?! You're so stupid!Axinte: Why? Mom said to take water for chicken not for fish.
- Lila pushing Axinte into the water.
- Axinte and Lila's faces when they see the magic stone.
- This exchange between the siblings:
- Lila: It's magical!Axinte: Do you want me to put it on youLila: (Scream) No way! It will turn me into a frog!Axinte: Maybe it will turn you into a human because you are already a frog!
- The scientist's glasses look rather silly.
- The warning sign on the CIA base saying "RESTRICTED AREA, DO NOT FUCKING CROSS!"
- A guard getting shot after crossing.
- After the CIA colonel shoots the scientist so he won't tell anyone else about the stone.
- Computer: MESSAGE SENT!CIA Colonel: Shit! (sniffing, lifts takes off his shoe and lifts it only to reveal that he has shit on his shoe) Aw Shit!
- One of the Italians taking his food with him when going to Sadova.
- The Japanese computer being an abacus!
- The African concluding that the magic stone is in Sadova to to Universitatea Craiova winning 2-0
- Ival throwing the bullet that killed JFK to the terrorist with the highest bid and accidentally killing shooting him.
- Ival telling the terrorists that he has prepared something very special for them and then Angelica shows up.
- Ival asking the terrorists to excuse him a moment. Then after he sees the stone he tells them "Excuse me for good!"
- When the CIA is discussing the magic stone.
- CIA Chief: We've just received this satellite image. This is Romania.'''Blonde CIA Agent''': Romania... where is that, In Canada?CIA Chief: Who was your Geography teacher? Romania lies in Europe, in France...
- David blasting Ninjas while on the phone
- David asks the Chief were he needs to go. The Chief's response? "Here, this pulsing red dot on the map".
- Ival's army bumping into each other when they prepare to go to Sadova.
- Axinte asks the stone for money and gets ancient coins which he tries using to buy alcohol
- Romică: What the hell, Axinte! You come to me with money from the time of Pazvante? Where the hell did you get it.Axinte: I talked to a rock and it give them to me.
- One of Axinte's coins falling on the ground and a Gypsy woman bending over to get it.
- Frankfurt trying to pickpocket Axinte for the stone.
- Axinte: TAKE YOUR HANDS OF ME!Frankfurt: my mother die, I just wanted to massage your pocket.
- The police chief asking a cop to go to Sadova
- Cop: I can't go to Sadova, chief! I have more important problems. Senator's cat went missing, Mayor's doormat got stolen. Send somebody else, chief!
- The cop bumping into the chief.
- The "100 coins case" solved by Garcea is just the fairy tale Punguța cu 2 Bani (the Purse with 2 Pennies) by Ion Crangă
- The chief fainting when he hears that he has to send Garcea to Sadova.
- Garcea accidentally causing various car crashes when he is on the phone.