Funny: Gangs of New York
- Bill: "-I want you to go out there, and I want you...to punish...the person who's responsible- *sob* - for murdering this poor little rabbit." What makes it even funnier is how quickly Bill regains his composure, with a firm "Understood?" Even funnier: the lament of a dead rabbit is coming from a butcher.
- P.T. Barnum's escaped elephant running through during the Draft Riots is also rather hilarious, especially due to the Dead Rabbits' reaction.
- When Monk is running for sherrif.
Boss Tweed: (impressed) That man was right born for this.Amsterdam: He's killed 44 men, and laid low a couple hundred more.Boss Tweed: Is that right? We should have run him for Mayor.
- The Reverend's Double Take at two obvious crossdressing men among the ladies at the Reform Dance. One girl whispers before the Reverend sees him, "You shoulda shaved closer."
- McGloin being smacked across the face by a bishop. Of course, he really deserved it.
- "That, my friends, is the minority vote." Dark humor considering the circumstances, but still.
- "Now that was bloody Shakespearean! You know who Shakespeare was? He's the fella who wrote the King James Bible!"
- In a darkly comic scene, two rival fire brigades brawl out a territory dispute, ignoring the actual blaze. The two heads of the fire brigades overlook the fight and have a heated discussion over whose land they're on.
- When Amsterdam introduces himself to Bill.
Bill: What is your name?Amsterdam: Amsterdam, sir.Bill: Amsterdam? I'm New York.