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Flight of the Conchords
Most anything Dave says but especially: "It's not a fucking school play production. It's the bird." (Dave to the guys when trying to show them how to flip someone the bird).
This is one of the best:
Sinjay (threatingly): I'm going to count to 10!
Jemaine: Are you counting in your head?
Jemaine: What number are you up to?
(Jemaine and Bret run away)
Murray telling the guys about when he was in the New Zealand army, while in fort they made in their bedroom.
Murray: And one time... my whole platoon had to drink their own urine.
Bret: Oh, were you lost?
Murray: No, we were drunk. It was a party game. I didn't really like that part of the army. More tea, Jemaine?
Or Murray lambasting Jemaine for dating an Australian:
Murray: What about your kids, Jemaine, did you think of that? They'd be aberrations!
Jemaine: Actually it's pronounced Aborigine.
Murray is famous for stealing just about every scene he's in, but he makes the episode in "What Goes On Tour":
Murray: I'm so angry I feel like swearing!
Bret: Oh, Murray, you wouldn't swear at us!
There's also this exchange:
Murray: When you're in a band, you don't get with your bandmate's girlfriend. Past or present. You get a love triangle, you know? Fleetwood Mac situation. Well, there were four of them, so more of a love square. But, you know, no one gets on.
Jermaine: Okay, I see.
Murray: Mind you, they did some of their best music then.
Murray: No, it's all true.
The racist fruit-seller listing off things he hates about New Zealanders and realizing he's actually thinking of Australians.