History Funny / FeedingTheTrolls

* During xxxallyssaownsallxx's video on why ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' is better than ''Literature/HarryPotter'':

* Weasel’s horrified reaction when the video shows a picture of a half naked child (thankfully censored out with a picture of a Yak)

* "Website/GoAnimate, we provide trolls with an easy way to make shitty videos!"

* 0u75p0k3n apparently relieves his boners by watching Creator/{{CNN}}, to which Weasel cringes and agrees [[TakeThat that'd get the job done]].

* When Real Bored Mario mentions the word [[{{Yiff}} “Clopper”]] Weasel asks what it is and looks it up. Cut to Weasel with a [[Film/TheRoom “I’m Fed Up With This World”]] look on his face, complete with a KubrickStare.

* [[WhatAnIdiot The fact that Vigilant Christian kept mistaking Superman and Batman as properties of Marvel is laughable in itself]].

* Because of the turn of event on this troll's UsefulNotes/ConspiracyTheory, Weasel concludes that Music/BrunoMars did WTC.

-->'''Mario''': ''(after smashing his'' [[VideoGame/SpyroTheDragon Spyro 2]]'' disc with a hammer)'' [[CatchPhrase Fuckin' GAY, you MORANS!]]

-->'''Weasel''': ''Moron'', say it with me....mor....''ron.''

* The entire video is hilarious, running entirely off of InsaneTrollLogic take UpToEleven. It helps that it’s a spot on parody of one of his homophobic troll’s videos (More specifically 50 Reasons Gay Marriage Affects Society), down to the voice and vocal mannerisms.

* Weasel is flabbergasted upon noticing that there's a ''skull'' prop in [[PoliticalCorrectnessGoneMad Glenn Beck's studio]].

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[[caption-width-right:350:Don’t eat potatoes raw kids.]]

-->'''Weasel:''' Okay, someone else fucking saw that, right?!?

* At one point, Weasel gets so exasperated that he wishes that Christmas didn't exist. So a drunken Santa appears to show him what his life would be like if there was no Christmas. [[spoiler:The alternate version of himself is doing a Hanukkah special, and then wishes that Hanukkah didn't exist. Then Jewish Santa appears to show that other version of weasel what his life would be like if Hanukkah didn't exist, where they find another version of Weasel lamenting the exsistance of "Non-Celebration December Day".]]

* Everything to do with [[{{Mondegreen}} Lord Sagan]]

* Weasel introducing his [[HeManWomanHater subject]] by calling him a “Real Life Talking Crab Anus”.

* When Real Bored Mario mentions the word [[{{Yiff}} “Clopper”]] Weasel asks what it is and looks it up. Cut to Weasel with a [[Film/TheRoom “I’m Fed Up With This World”]] look on his face, complete with a KubrickStare. Said image is the page image.

* After Jared states that the September 11 attacks were because of video games, Weasel asks if it's because Osama bin Laden wasn't able to beat the high score on Pac-Man

* In response to Jeuciel asking why people like Anime and not VideoGame/DukeNukemForever, Weasel responds with an extremely LongList of why the game sucks.

-->'''Weasel''': ''(stares blankly)''

-->'''Weasel:''' Dear [=MarioTehPlumber=], your a stupid dumbasshole idiot head. Send... Oh, Shit!

* The bit about how a brony would probably play a game as violent as Team Fortress 2:

** He then violently kills the enemy soldiers

* The skit where Coppercab's humility about sending his pot-addicted friend to rehab...sending said friend back to smoking pot.

* 0u75p0k3n apparently relieves boners by watching Creator/{{CNN}}, to which Weasel cringes and agrees that [[TakeThat that would do it]].

* Weasel does the usual Halloween Intro only to find out that [[RealityEnsues his Jack-O-Lantern has rotted due to the video being months late]]. Que Weasel hurling into the trash.

--> '''Danny:''' Listen, Joshua, sometimes a "no" means "maybe," I'll grant you that.

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[[caption-width-right:350: You just had to [[TheInternetIsForPorn Google]] [[{{Yiff}} what]] “[[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Clopper]]” meant didn’t you?]]

* 0u75p0k3n apparently relieves boners by watching CNN to which Weasel cringes and agrees that [[TakeThat that would do it]].

--> '''Weasel (In a Regal Tone of Speaking)''' My comment [[PunctuatedForEmphasis is. As. Follows]]. Christ what a bunch of insipid winging. If I wanted to listen to the [[StrawNihilist nihilistic rantings]] of a mid-2000s Hot Topic genetic disaster, I would go back in time and hang out with the dink from High School who talked non-stop about how [[UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler Hitler]] was just misunderstood. [[MoodWhiplash Cool animation though]].

[[AC: Holiday Special]]

* '''[=xXtheamazingmasterofswagXx=]:''' No? Well then I'm also am [[InternetToughGuy very powerful thanks to the fact that I am the teacher of gaming.]]