- "This pot is making you aggressive."
- Kubrick had a real thing for hyper-literal humour. In the otherwise very serious talk with Victor:
Bill: Have you seen this?(gives Victor the obituary notice; he scans over it for a moment, folds it up, then hands it back)Victor: Yes I have.
- The scene with Mr. Milich (the foreign costume shop owner) is legitimately funny.
- The final lines. The cinematic testament of Kubrick — one of the most scrutinized artists of all time — simply states that people need to get laid more.