Funny / Evva: Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D.

• Everything about Nick Furry.
  • He listens to a Walkman, which is described as "like an ipod but for old ppl."
  • Evva's constant need to repeat the fact that he is bald.
  "He was a careful man, also bald."
  "He said baldly."
  • He somehow keeps a shotgun in his pocket.
• When Nick Furry, who claims to be Evva's biological father, tries to recall her birth mother's name: "Um it was porbably Karin, you know what, fuk you Loki this is none of ur dam busness!"
• The Avengers take a Blood Oath:
  • "Now your all official avengers" Nick Furry announced, he porduced a large knife. "Now we will all cut our hands but only a little, so there is 1 drop of blood from everybody an then we will all become avengers."
  • Evva demands to go first "cause what if somebody had aides or something ewwwwww"
• Tony Stork's incredibly lame "quips."
  "Well if you think this...I think you left ur brain in teh oven"
  "Did you know...I never like this robot"
• "I am helpin Loki cause…..I LOEV him"
• The exchange illustrated in this comic: [1]◊
• Tony Stork's sociopathic moments:
  • "But the civilans" "Fuk the civilans"
  • "Like Ultron said before he got exploted, you cant cook some eggs without breakin them (unless there "hard boiled" but these eggs were not.)"
• But Captain America frown all angry "But...teh constituition dose not endorse this, in the land of the free we dont want a goverments breathin on our bax, we should be free in America you know what, fuk the goverment we dont need a goverment"
• Tony's response to Cap's outburst above: "Whoa bitch its just a paper. Now sign the paper or you will die"
• This random author's note after Evva points out that the name Carl "sux." "Well sorry if your name is Carl but this is how it is. Advise: change ur name to Kylo instead cause this sounds more evil"
• Evva duels Doctor Strange over who gets to stop Kaecilius. Kaecilius is asked to be the judge and "stand there an dont finnish the evil spell until one of us wins"
  • Kaecilius actually agrees to this: "Ok fine but it has to be quick cause I have to summun Dormonmu"