History Funny / EpicMealTime

* "Next time we eat WesternAnimation/{{Ducktales}}, all three of the little (caw!)ers, and Scrooge too. We're gonna [[AssShove stuff 'em in each other's asses]], that's (caw!)ed up. So tune in next week when we stuff all these, uh... all your favourite ducks in each other's butts."

** Harley dressed as [[WesternAnimation/ToyStory "Beard Lightyear"]].

-->'''Prince Atari''': ''(as steam fogs up the camera lens)'' Oh, wow...it's like Website/{{Instagram}} up in here...

-->'''Harley:''' Call up your dentist! [[CallBack You probably owe him an apology]].

-->'''Prince Atari''': ''(as steam fogs up the camera lens)'' Oh, wow...it's like {{Instagram}} up in here...

-->"Harley": [''after ordering an obscene amount of food at a McDonald's drive-thru''] And a salad for me to laugh at!

* Harly, Musclesglasses, AND [=FPSRussia=] Tenderising meat, [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch!.]]

''[Enter FPSRussia, shooing Muscles Glasses away]''\\
'''FPSRussia''': ''(pistol whips the meat with a Desert Eagle a bunch of times)'' Is tender!

--->'''Harley''': We got too drunk...on St. Patrick's Day; St. Patrick's Day, the BobBacklund of holidays. We don't know what we're doing. I bleed green. It's a medical condition, doctor says I need a blood transfusion, but ''[[SoundEffectBleep (caw!)]]'' the doctor. If you say we don't know what we're doing in the kitchen...you'd be right. You'd be right if you said that. We're just friends, having fun and doing what we do best, being friendly with one another. ''(toasts the camera)'' [[SoundEffectBleep (caw!)]] you.

** His complaints when Harley is trying to start the episode proper.

--->'''Harley''': Weeeeee gottoodrunk...on St. Patrick's Day; St. Patrick's Day, the BobBacklund of holidays. We don't know what we're doing. I bleed green (it's a medical condition, doctors tell me I need a transfusion, I'm not a ''[[SoundEffectBleep (caw!)]]''ing doctor). If you say we don't know what we're doing in the kitchen...you'd be right. You'd be right if you said that. We're just friends, having fun and doing what we do best, being friendly with one another. ''(toasts the camera)'' [[SoundEffectBleep (caw!)]] you.

** One of the crewmembers ends up buying lettuce, arguing that any good club sandwich needs lettuce. Predictably, he is shot down. What does EMT substitute for it instead? ''Three sheets of binder paper.''

* From French Fry Week DAY 2 - Spam Fries Four Loko: "Next time, we eat crayons."

-->'''Harley''': I'm tenderizing meat! Look at me do it! ''(hits a chunk of meat with a tenderizer)''\\

* '''All''' of "The Trailer Park Sandwich", especially the little details like having the ''Series/TrailerParkBoys'' characters' swearing uncensored while keeping the EMT crew's swearing censored with crow sounds.

* '''All''' of "Trailer Park Sandwich", especially the little details like having the ''Series/TrailerParkBoys'' characters' swearing uncensored while keeping the EMT crew's swearing censored with crow sounds.

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXkA9YZ1UlQ&list=TLohZbQJwG86U Hella 'Tella Chili]]. "Caring about your health is a waste of time; you're gonna die anyways. Best to expire with a raging sugar-meat boner."

* Harly, Musclesglasses, AND [=FPSRussia=] Tenderising meat, [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch!.]].

--->'''Harley''': Weeeeee gottoodrunk...on St. Patrick's Day; St. Patrick's Day, the BobBacklund of holidays. We don't know what we're doing. I bleed green (it's a medical condition, doctors tell me I need a transfusion, I'm not a ''[[SoundEffectBleep (caw!)]]''ing doctor. If you say we don't know what we're doing in the kitchen...you'd be right. You'd be right if you said that. We're just friends, having fun and doing what we do best, being friendly with one another. ''(toasts the camera)'' [[SoundEffectBleep (caw!)]] you.

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5RHyna1jfU Fast Food Fondue]], & the alcoholic beverage recipes that come with it.

'''Tyler''': We may be in a tuxedos[[hottip:*:Tyler's is powder blue]], we may be gentlemen, but these boogers aren't gonna pick themselves.

* "Next time we eat WesternAnimation/{{Ducktales}}, all three of the little (caw!)ers, and Scrooge too. We're gonna [[AssShove stuff 'em in each other's asses]], that's (caw!)ed up. So tune in next week when we stuff all these, uh... all your favourite ducks in each other's butts."