Funny / 11/22/63

  • During his interrogation, a Dallas police officer comes in to inform Epping that he has a phone call. His government interrogator snaps, "I don't care if it's the President of the United States. I'm interrogating a suspect."
    "Sir, it IS the President of the United States."
  • When Arliss Price asks Jake if he, too, is a military veteran, Jake (wanting to earn Arliss's trust) says that he fought in Korea.
    Arliss: What unit?
    Jake: [Oh Crap! expression, beat] Mash. 4077th.
  • From the series: When Ms. Mimi discovers Jake's real name, he made up a story about the FBI putting him in witness protection after testifying about a Mafia murder. The murder? Some mob guy named Michael had his brother Fredo killed on a fishing trip in Lake Tahoe.
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