Funny / Dinosaur King

  • The D-Kids have a teacher who's a Cloud Cuckoo Lander Christmas Cake. When she and Ursula meet...
    "You're so old, you have Lincoln in your yearbook!"
    "You're so old you were selling hotdogs at Custer's Last Stand!"
    "You're so old, you were there when the Dead Sea was just getting sick!"

  • Virtually every Alpha Gang moment is this. Sometimes as simple as their means of getting to the location the dinosaur appeared...
    Ursula: I hate taking the train!
    Zander: At least you got a seat from that old man!
    Ed: Where did you learn to do a strangle-hold?