Funny / Detective Nigbone

• In episode 5, the killer calls Detective Nigbone over the phone. His reaction sells it.
  Nigbone: ARE YOU THE MUTHAFUCKA THAT KILLED ALL THOSE PEOPLE?!
• In episode 6, Nigbone calls in a warrant for Jimmy Regaysi. The person who gives out the warrant sounds incredibly smug and pretentious. Nigbone reacts to this likeso:
  Nigbone: Dispatch, K11-7 inbound for 4501 3rd Street, and take the dick outta your mouth.
  Radio Guy: Roger that, K11-7. Uh, can you repeat that last part, please?
  Nigbone: I SAID TAKE THE FUCKING DI- (Hard Cut to segway)
• "Hmm...that is very strange. Look at this! Wow! There is something going on with this asshole!"
• This exchange:
  Misty:: How about you and I have a little...rendezvous?
  Nigbone: Fine. Cafe Baltic, East Center Street. Ten minutes. If you ain't there, you getting fistfucked.
  Misty: Mmm, baby, is that a promise?
  Nigbone: Aw fuck, forgot you liked that shit.
• Sheriff Pussylips, help me! I seem to have developed a yeast infection!
• In Episode 7, the questioning scene with Calan. Especially how it ends.
  Calan: The NSA doctored those photographs! I didn't know that boy on Skype was 14!
  Kasinski: Wh-what? What are you talking about?
  (beat)
  Nigbone: Goodbye. (walks to the exit)
  Kasinski: But Nigbone, we still have to-
  Nigbone: Nope. Goodbye.
• The mafia audition scene. The whole fucking thing.