- This little moment in Traffic Jams.
- Blue: IS THAT A TURTLE?!Red: THAT'S A FUCKING DRAGON.
- "I'm free mothafuckaaaa!"
- "Boom, headshot! Killing spree! Death riot! Killtacular! I'm Batman!"
- Blue faking French in "Trouble Date".
Pink: I didn't know you speak French. That's so cultural.Blue: Konichiwa.Raccoon: (clearly offended) What.
(Red takes one of Blue's oysters.)Blue: Uh, buddy, that's my dinner.(Red and Stacy begin looking seductively at each other. He opens up the oyster...)Blue: Red, what are you doing—(he shoves the oyster all over his face, literally) OH GOD, THAT'S GROSS, UHH!!!!(Stacy slowly pulls out an entire loaf of bread...)Blue: NOOOO!!!!(...she slowly puts it in her mouth...)Pink: Ew!Red: THE WHOLE LOAF.(...and then eats it all up. Red then eats up the desert.)Blue: Aaaaaand there goes our main desert.Stacy: Oh, BABY. (she grabs a candlestick...)Blue: Oh, what are you doing?!(...she vigorously licks it...)Blue: Oh, no. OH, NO. OH, NO!!!! OH, NOO!!!!! OOOOOH!!!!!(...and then blows it out, causing the floral centerpiece to catch fire randomly)Blue: ALRIGHT, THAT'S It!!!!(Red and Stacy proceed to embrace and make out all over the table)Pink: (sighs) Take me home.Stacy: OH, TAKE ME HOOME!!!!!Red: Oh, yeah, let's go have sex in BLUE'S bed!(then THEY catch on fire)
- Basically the entirety of "Trouble Date" is a Crowning Moment of Funny, but everything that happens after Blue's dinner is received deserves a mention.
- Red literally scaring the shit out of Blue in Sex Marks the Spot.
- "WAIT I CAN'T FLY" (cut to outro)
- Red's reaction to using up 99% of the internet to find the perfect boobs.
- Lord Tourettes. Just Tourettes. Especially his story in Bros Night.
Lord Tourettes: I feel really fu....fu.....SO SAD!!!!!! Without it!
- His debut appearance in "Role Playas". It leads to Red chopping his head off.
- Lord Tourettes' hat is what makes him Sir Swears-a-Lot. So when he loses it in "Lord Tourettes' Syndrome"...
- Pizza, pizza, mo meatsa, banana fana fo CANNIBALISM."
- In "The Red Devil", Red and Blue go to a burro show.
Red: Man, this place is crazy!
Blue: (crying) That poor donkey... *sobs* That poor woman...
Red: Dude, everyone here is poor!
- In "Happy Birthdump", eating terrible Mexican food leaves Red and Blue having to take a massive crap. After finally getting home to poop, they're greeted with a surprise party and end up going in their pants.