Blue faking French in "Trouble Date".
Pink: I didn't know you speak French. That's so cultural.
(clearly offended) What
- Basically the entirety of "Trouble Date" is a Crowning Moment of Funny, but everything that happens after Blue's dinner is received deserves a mention.
(Red takes one of Blue's oysters.)
Blue: Uh, buddy, that's my dinner.
(Red and Stacy begin looking seductively at each other. He opens up the oyster...)
Blue: Red, what are you doing—(he shoves the oyster all over his face, literally) OH GOD, THAT'S GROSS, UHH!!!!
(Stacy slowly pulls out an entire loaf of bread...)
Red: THE WHOLE LOAF.
(...and then eats it all up. Red then eats up the desert.)
Blue: Aaaaaand there goes our main desert.
Stacy: Oh, BABY. (she grabs a candlestick...)
Blue: Oh, what are you doing?!
Blue: Oh, no. OH, NO. OH, NO!!!! OH, NOO!!!!! OOOOOH!!!!!
(...and then blows it out, causing the floral centerpiece to catch fire randomly)
Blue: ALRIGHT, THAT'S It!!!!
(Red and Stacy proceed to embrace and make out all over the table)
Pink: (sighs) Take me home.
Stacy: OH, TAKE ME HOOME!!!!!
Red: Oh, yeah, let's go have sex in BLUE'S bed!
(then THEY catch on fire)