Funny / Cory The Norm

• Robbie's Rotten Adventure
  • Robbie's "Villain License" reveals his full name to be "Robert Rodham Rotten, and his number 00-00-0001.
• Day(mon), Fighter of the Night(mon)
  • Reverend Lovejoy speaks at KroboProductions' funeral.
  "Dikekike, or Krobo, as he liked to be called, taught us that a man could suck his own penis!"
• Chowboy Bebop's Hit & Run Sexcapades
  • Chowder is tasked with choosing the next President of the United States.
    Mung Daal: "Which is it, boy? Right or left?"
  • Chowder yelling at his gut for being wrong.
    Chowder: "You're a lying fuckin' son of a bitch!"
• Arnold Dies at the End
  • Arnold removes his helmet on Pluto and freezes immediately.
    Arnold: "I don't know what I expected."
  • Janet's reaction to Arnold's frozen body.
    Janet: "Alright, that's okay. That's not something everybody has to freak out about!"
    He falls over and shatters. Janet cries an ear-splitting scream.
    The class shouts "BYE BYE" and ditches her on Pluto.
• Papa Palpatine Is a Fraud
  • Palpatine's ringtone is the infamous "I'm Han Solo" song from The Star Wars Kinect game.
  • Palpatine begging Vader not to throw him off the edge.
    Palpatine: "Don't kill me! I'm the scrotum guy, remember?"
• Peter Grimpson Starts World War 🅱️
  • Peter runs over Brian and, upon realizing he has done so, intentionally runs him over again.
  • Bart Simpson calls Kim Jong-un when Suction Cup Man arrives, interrupting his massage.
    Kim Jong-un: "Do you have any idea how fucking busy I am?"
    Bart: "I hate to break up the staff meeting, but THEY'RE HERE!"
• Parker Peters Picks a Pecker
  • Peter refers to Mary Jane as "the woman who taught me I don't even like girls," then suggests "I'd like to take the guy next to her": J. Jonah Jameson.
• Kari Jafari's Sorry Safari
  • This exchange between Osaka and Tomo:
    Tomo: You can die if you eat ass for a whole day.
    Osaka: *sigh* Guess I'll die.
• Into the Grindr-Verse
  • Peter Parker reveals why he can't date Mary Jane.
    Peter Parker: Spider-Man will always have enemas, but I don't have time for girls right now.
  • After matching with J. Jonah Jameson on Grindr, they have sex in his office.
    J. Jonah Jameson: Parker! I need your pretty little assholio on my dick!
    Peter Parker: Oh boy, yeah...
  • When Jameson reveals he is pregnant with Peter's son:
    Peter Parker: I missed the part where that's my problem.
• Steven Uterus Commits Gemocide
  • Peridot calls Yellow Diamond over Skype:
    Peridot: Is this Pizza Hut?
    Yellow Pearl: ... This is the Yellow Diamond control roo-
    Peridot: More like Pizza Butt!
• Colonel Costanza's Societal Bonanza
  • Jerry, George, and Kramer stare out the window at Bee Jerry.
    Bee Jerry: I know what I'll do! I'll pollinate these flowers!"
    He ejaculates onto the flowers several times, causing Kramer to lose the contest.
• Gru Breaks Bad
  • Jimmy Kimmel introduces Gru, disguised in a hazmat suit, as the "sexiest man alive."
    Jimmy Kimmel: We've altered your voice. Go ahead and talk, so we can hear what you sound like.
    Gru (in a thick accent): It's so good to be here, I've never been on television!
    Jimmy Kimmel: *chuckle* I hope we... I hope we altered your voice.
    Gru proceeds to shoot him with his shrink ray, on live television, then smashes him with a magazine.