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Funny: Confused Matthew
  • His reaction in Knowing when Cage's character says the caves won't save them, contradicting what he (Cage) said earlier:
    Cage: THE CAVES WON'T SAVE US! NOTHING CAN! The radiation will penetrate a mile into the Earth's crust, do you hear me?!
    Matthew: (in shocked tone) Then why did you tell your family to get into the sewer?!
    • "We have premium rates!"
  • His reaction to the alien attack on the Empire State Building in Independence Day.
    • "Oooooooooooh look it's a pretty blue li-OH GOD!"
  • ConfusedMatthew's reaction to Anakin's Line "Captain Rex will show you how a little respect will go a long way." in his review of the Star Wars Clone Wars movie: first a "shocked" drawing switches to an annoyed drawing complete with Godzilla roar, then CM proceeds to show most of the instances in the Prequel Trilogy where Anakin whines or blames everyone else for his troubles. He then concludes that this character cannot be Anakin Skywalker, so he dubs him "Woodstump" for the rest of the review.
  • Everything he says about Timon & Pumbaa in his The Lion King II: Simba's Pride review.
    'So Kiara is off having fun, but little does she know that Simba sent Timon and Pumbaa to look after her, so it shouldn't surprise anyone that within the first three seconds of them running into her, they nearly crush and drown her to death.
    Timon and Pumbaa then get distracted on reenacting a beer commercial. I'm not even kidding about that.
  • His fear of Harlan Ellison in his Terminator 2: Judgement Day epilogue.
  • His imagined scenario for Saw if Jigsaw's prisoners were based on real life people:
    Calm Guy: Well, it's been three hours and I just can't figure out what to do now.
    Jigsaw: Go for the tub.
    Calm Guy: Hey, did you hear something?
    Jigsaw: Go for the tub.
    Calm Guy: Hmm, must have been one of these leaky pipes rusting.
    Jigsaw: Oh, for God's sake!
    • Matthew syncing up the sped up car chase with Yakety Sax.
  • In The Hunger Games General Review, the Janelle rant. Especially if you've heard his asshole rants.
  • In The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug review Matthew is utterly dissappointed by Smaug's performance and calls him out on his Badass Boast:
    Smaug: "I. Am. Fire. I. Am. Death."
    Matthew: "Smaug? You are bullshit. You couldn't kill a room full of dwarves when one of them was standing on your motherfucking mouth."
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