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4th May '17 10:25:26 PM ifly6
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--> '''Matthew:''' ''(On the super secret Gungan city)'' When we finally see this thing: first of all, it's about the size of Delaware, and second of all, it's brighter than the Sun. And considering all three of them were able to swim there without dying of exhaustion or crushed under the water pressure, it's obviously not that deep, which means at nightfall, the surface of the water is going to be lit up brighter than Vegas. They may as well have hung a neon sign over the water that says "This way to the secret Gungan city".

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--> '''Matthew:''' ''(On the super secret Gungan city)'' When we finally see this thing: first of all, it's about the size of Delaware, and second of all, it's brighter than the Sun. And considering all three of them were able to swim there without dying of exhaustion or being crushed under the water pressure, it's obviously not that deep, which means at nightfall, the surface of the water is going to be lit up brighter than Vegas. They may as well have hung a neon sign over the water that says "This way to the secret Gungan city".
4th May '17 10:24:30 PM ifly6
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4th May '17 10:24:18 PM ifly6
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* Star Wars: The Phantom Menace
--> '''Matthew:''' ''(On the opening of the film)'' What's the Trade Federation? Are they part of the Republic? What's Naboo? Is it part of the Republic? And if the answer to both these questions is ''Yes'', then why is the Republic trading with itself? How is it beneficial for the Republic to cut off trade with itself? Why does a Republic have a queen in it? And once more, what are the consequences if the trade routes are blocked off to Naboo, what are Jedi negotiating about, and what are the consequences if the negotiations fail? Also, the Jedi are part of the Republic, so if the answers to my first two questions is ''Yes'', then the Republic has sent the Republic to negotiate with the Republic about lifting trade sanctions on the Republic! This is the equivalent of a guy standing alone in a room saying 'shut up', 'no, you shut up', 'You shuddup', 'No, you shuddup'.
--> '''Matthew:''' ''(On the super secret Gungan city)'' When we finally see this thing: first of all, it's about the size of Delaware, and second of all, it's brighter than the Sun. And considering all three of them were able to swim there without dying of exhaustion or crushed under the water pressure, it's obviously not that deep, which means at nightfall, the surface of the water is going to be lit up brighter than Vegas. They may as well have hung a neon sign over the water that says "This way to the secret Gungan city".
15th Feb '17 1:29:48 PM CumbersomeTercel
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* After watching ''Film/TheGoldenCompass'', which prominently features polar bears, he feels a sudden urge to have a Coca-Cola for some reason.
2nd Feb '17 2:14:40 PM CumbersomeTercel
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* During ''Film/TheMatrixRevolutions'': "All aboard the Bullshit Express" (train whistle).
16th Dec '16 1:36:11 AM CumbersomeTercel
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* In Film/TheHungerGames General Review, the Janelle rant. Especially if you've heard his asshole rants.

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* In Film/TheHungerGames ''Film/TheHungerGames'' General Review, the Janelle rant. Especially if you've heard his asshole rants.



* In TheHobbitTheDesolationOfSmaug review Matthew is utterly dissappointed by Smaug's performance and calls him out on his BadassBoast:

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* In TheHobbitTheDesolationOfSmaug ''Film/TheHobbitTheDesolationOfSmaug'' review Matthew is utterly dissappointed by Smaug's performance and calls him out on his BadassBoast:
18th Oct '16 3:55:56 PM Gess
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* The RunningGag BrokenRecord description of the [[LeaveTheCameraRunning absurdly long shots]] on ''Film/TwoThousandOneASpaceOdyssey'' ("Landscape", "They are going to The Moon", etc), complete with him telling the audience that he will stop when the film stops, to punctuate how annoying these shots are to him. He repeats this RunningGag on his review of ''Film/NoCountryForOldMen''.

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* The RunningGag BrokenRecord description of the [[LeaveTheCameraRunning absurdly long shots]] on ''Film/TwoThousandOneASpaceOdyssey'' ("Landscape", "They are going to The Moon", etc), complete with him telling the audience that he will stop when the film stops, to punctuate how annoying these shots are to him. He repeats this RunningGag on his review of ''Film/NoCountryForOldMen''.''Film/NoCountryForOldMen''.
* In TheHobbitTheDesolationOfSmaug review Matthew is utterly dissappointed by Smaug's performance and calls him out on his BadassBoast:
-->'''Smaug:''' "I. Am. Fire. I. Am. '''Death'''."
-->'''Matthew:''' "Smaug? [[ShutUpHannibal You are bullshit]]. You couldn't kill a room full of dwarves when one of them was standing on your motherfucking mouth."
2nd May '16 6:08:39 AM erforce
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* His fear of Creator/HarlanEllison in his ''Film/Terminator2JudgementDay'' epilogue.

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* His fear of Creator/HarlanEllison in his ''Film/Terminator2JudgementDay'' ''Film/Terminator2JudgmentDay'' epilogue.



* The RunningGag BrokenRecord description of the [[LeaveTheCameraRunning absurdly long shots]] on ''Film/TwoThousandOneASpaceOdyssey'' ("Landscape", "They are going to The Moon", etc), complete with him telling the audience that he will stop when the film stops, to punctuate how annoying these shots are to him. He repeats this RunningGag on his review of ''Film/NoCountryForOldMen''.

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* The RunningGag BrokenRecord description of the [[LeaveTheCameraRunning absurdly long shots]] on ''Film/TwoThousandOneASpaceOdyssey'' ("Landscape", "They are going to The Moon", etc), complete with him telling the audience that he will stop when the film stops, to punctuate how annoying these shots are to him. He repeats this RunningGag on his review of ''Film/NoCountryForOldMen''.
11th Nov '15 6:24:23 PM Doug86
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** The rejected nicknames for Anakin Skywalker: "older Simba" and [[StarTrekVoyager Chakotay]]

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** The rejected nicknames for Anakin Skywalker: "older Simba" and [[StarTrekVoyager [[Series/StarTrekVoyager Chakotay]]
17th May '15 3:10:41 AM erforce
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* His reaction in ''{{Knowing}}'' when Cage's character says the caves won't save them, contradicting what he (Cage) said earlier:

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* His reaction in ''{{Knowing}}'' ''Film/{{Knowing}}'' when Cage's character says the caves won't save them, contradicting what he (Cage) said earlier:



* His fear of Creator/HarlanEllison in his ''[[Film/{{Terminator}} Terminator 2: Judgement Day]]'' epilogue.
* His imagined scenario for ''Film/{{Saw}}'' if Jigsaw's prisoners were based on real life people:

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* His fear of Creator/HarlanEllison in his ''[[Film/{{Terminator}} Terminator 2: Judgement Day]]'' ''Film/Terminator2JudgementDay'' epilogue.
* His imagined scenario for ''Film/{{Saw}}'' ''Film/SawI'' if Jigsaw's prisoners were based on real life people:
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