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11th Nov '15 6:24:23 PM Doug86
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** The rejected nicknames for Anakin Skywalker: "older Simba" and [[StarTrekVoyager Chakotay]]
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** The rejected nicknames for Anakin Skywalker: "older Simba" and [[StarTrekVoyager [[Series/StarTrekVoyager Chakotay]]
17th May '15 3:10:41 AM erforce
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* His reaction in ''{{Knowing}}'' when Cage's character says the caves won't save them, contradicting what he (Cage) said earlier:
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* His reaction in ''{{Knowing}}'' ''Film/{{Knowing}}'' when Cage's character says the caves won't save them, contradicting what he (Cage) said earlier:

* His fear of Creator/HarlanEllison in his ''[[Film/{{Terminator}} Terminator 2: Judgement Day]]'' epilogue. * His imagined scenario for ''Film/{{Saw}}'' if Jigsaw's prisoners were based on real life people:
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* His fear of Creator/HarlanEllison in his ''[[Film/{{Terminator}} Terminator 2: Judgement Day]]'' ''Film/Terminator2JudgementDay'' epilogue. * His imagined scenario for ''Film/{{Saw}}'' ''Film/SawI'' if Jigsaw's prisoners were based on real life people:
1st Apr '15 6:42:15 AM jabberwocky1996
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* In TheHobbitTheDesolationOfSmaug review Matthew is utterly dissappointed by Smaug's performance and calls him out on his BadassBoast: -->'''Smaug:''' "I. Am. Fire. I. Am. '''Death'''." -->'''Matthew:''' "Smaug? [[ShutUpHannibal You are bullshit]]. You couldn't kill a room full of dwarves when one of them was standing on your motherfucking mouth."
1st Apr '15 4:31:50 AM TairaMai
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** The rejected nicknames for Anakin Skywalker: "older Simba" and [[StarTrekVoyager Chakotay]]
28th Mar '15 11:36:15 AM Morgenthaler
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* His review of ''Film/TwoThousandTenTheYearWeMakeContact'' had him referencing back his review of ''Main/TwoThousandAndOneASpaceOdyssey'' and his anger at the many scenes [[LeaveTheCameraRunning where there was nothing but very long shots of landscape]], and [[FlatCharacter characters with no arc]] so he expects the same from this film. Cue the first scene with Heywood Floyd (Roy Scheider) and Dimitri Moiseievich (Dana Elcar) talking about personal details (like Dimitri having asthma), some small talk about the state of the world (the still-running UsefulNotes/ColdWar of the setting apparently about to run hot) and an informal debriefing of the ''Discovery'''s mission (which apparent failure Floyd was turned into the FallGuy of and got him kicked out of NASA, turning the mission into his personal MyGreatestSecondChance). Again, this happens in the ''very first scene'', and this actually ''stuns Matthew into silence for a moment''.
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* His review of ''Film/TwoThousandTenTheYearWeMakeContact'' had him referencing back his review of ''Main/TwoThousandAndOneASpaceOdyssey'' ''Film/TwoThousandOneASpaceOdyssey'' and his anger at the many scenes [[LeaveTheCameraRunning where there was nothing but very long shots of landscape]], and [[FlatCharacter characters with no arc]] so he expects the same from this film. Cue the first scene with Heywood Floyd (Roy Scheider) and Dimitri Moiseievich (Dana Elcar) talking about personal details (like Dimitri having asthma), some small talk about the state of the world (the still-running UsefulNotes/ColdWar of the setting apparently about to run hot) and an informal debriefing of the ''Discovery'''s mission (which apparent failure Floyd was turned into the FallGuy of and got him kicked out of NASA, turning the mission into his personal MyGreatestSecondChance). Again, this happens in the ''very first scene'', and this actually ''stuns Matthew into silence for a moment''.

* The RunningGag BrokenRecord description of the [[LeaveTheCameraRunning absurdly long shots]] on ''Main/TwoThousandAndOneASpaceOdyssey'' ("Landscape", "They are going to The Moon", etc), complete with him telling the audience that he will stop when the film stops, to punctuate how annoying these shots are to him. He repeats this RunningGag on his review of ''Film/NoCountryForOldMen''.
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* The RunningGag BrokenRecord description of the [[LeaveTheCameraRunning absurdly long shots]] on ''Main/TwoThousandAndOneASpaceOdyssey'' ''Film/TwoThousandOneASpaceOdyssey'' ("Landscape", "They are going to The Moon", etc), complete with him telling the audience that he will stop when the film stops, to punctuate how annoying these shots are to him. He repeats this RunningGag on his review of ''Film/NoCountryForOldMen''.
31st Oct '14 12:38:02 PM LongLiveHumour
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* His review of ''Film/TwoThousandTenTheYearWeMakeContact'' had him referencing back his review of ''Main/TwoThousandAndOneASpaceOdyssey'' and his anger at the many scenes [[LeaveTheCameraRunning where there was nothing but very long shots of landscape]], and [[FlatCharacter characters with no arc]] so he expects the same from this film. Cue the first scene with Heywood Floyd (Roy Scheider) and Dimitri Moiseievich (Dana Elcar) talking about personal details (like Dimitri having asthma), some small talk about the state of the world (the still-running ColdWar of the setting apparently about to run hot) and an informal debriefing of the ''Discovery'''s mission (which apparent failure Floyd was turned into the FallGuy of and got him kicked out of NASA, turning the mission into his personal MyGreatestSecondChance). Again, this happens in the ''very first scene'', and this actually ''stuns Matthew into silence for a moment''.
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* His review of ''Film/TwoThousandTenTheYearWeMakeContact'' had him referencing back his review of ''Main/TwoThousandAndOneASpaceOdyssey'' and his anger at the many scenes [[LeaveTheCameraRunning where there was nothing but very long shots of landscape]], and [[FlatCharacter characters with no arc]] so he expects the same from this film. Cue the first scene with Heywood Floyd (Roy Scheider) and Dimitri Moiseievich (Dana Elcar) talking about personal details (like Dimitri having asthma), some small talk about the state of the world (the still-running ColdWar UsefulNotes/ColdWar of the setting apparently about to run hot) and an informal debriefing of the ''Discovery'''s mission (which apparent failure Floyd was turned into the FallGuy of and got him kicked out of NASA, turning the mission into his personal MyGreatestSecondChance). Again, this happens in the ''very first scene'', and this actually ''stuns Matthew into silence for a moment''.
22nd Sep '14 1:43:02 PM marcoasalazarm
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--> '''Matthew:''' [[LargeHam INFORMATION!!! GLORIOUS, GLORIOUS INFORMATION!!!]]
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--> '''Matthew:''' [[LargeHam INFORMATION!!! GLORIOUS, PRECIOUS, GLORIOUS INFORMATION!!!]]

* His confusion at the "exploration" rocket ship bringing tremendous firepower (such as grenades, gas and ''a bazooka''-which actually makes him do a DoubleTake) to a rescue mission in the review of ''It! The Terror From Beyond Space''. Also the RunningGag regarding the actor playing the monster being TheAlcoholic (which he was).
15th Sep '14 2:00:43 PM marcoasalazarm
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* His review of ''Film/TwoThousandTenTheYearWeMakeContact'' had him referencing back his review of ''Main/TwoThousandAndOneASpaceOdyssey'' and his anger at the many scenes [[LeaveTheCameraRunning where there was nothing but very long shots of landscape]], and [[FlatCharacter characters with no arc]] so he expects the same from this film. Cue the first scene with Heywood Floyd (RoyScheider) and Dimitri Moiseievich (Dana Elcar) talking about personal details (like Dimitri having asthma), some small talk about the state of the world (the still-running ColdWar of the setting apparently about to run hot) and an informal debriefing of the ''Discovery'''s mission (which apparent failure Floyd was turned into the FallGuy of and got him kicked out of NASA, turning the mission into his personal MyGreatestSecondChance). Again, this happens in the ''very first scene'', and this actually ''stuns Matthew into silence for a moment''.
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* His review of ''Film/TwoThousandTenTheYearWeMakeContact'' had him referencing back his review of ''Main/TwoThousandAndOneASpaceOdyssey'' and his anger at the many scenes [[LeaveTheCameraRunning where there was nothing but very long shots of landscape]], and [[FlatCharacter characters with no arc]] so he expects the same from this film. Cue the first scene with Heywood Floyd (RoyScheider) (Roy Scheider) and Dimitri Moiseievich (Dana Elcar) talking about personal details (like Dimitri having asthma), some small talk about the state of the world (the still-running ColdWar of the setting apparently about to run hot) and an informal debriefing of the ''Discovery'''s mission (which apparent failure Floyd was turned into the FallGuy of and got him kicked out of NASA, turning the mission into his personal MyGreatestSecondChance). Again, this happens in the ''very first scene'', and this actually ''stuns Matthew into silence for a moment''.

* His confusion at the "exploration" rocket ship bringing tremendous firepower (such as grenades, gas and ''a bazooka''-which actually makes him do a DoubleTake) to a rescue mission in the review of ''It! The Terror From Beyond Space''. Also the RunningGag regarding the actor playing the monster being TheAlcoholic.
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* His confusion at the "exploration" rocket ship bringing tremendous firepower (such as grenades, gas and ''a bazooka''-which actually makes him do a DoubleTake) to a rescue mission in the review of ''It! The Terror From Beyond Space''. Also the RunningGag regarding the actor playing the monster being TheAlcoholic.TheAlcoholic (which he was).
15th Sep '14 1:59:40 PM marcoasalazarm
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* His review of ''Film/TwoThousandTenTheYearWeMakeContact'' had him referencing back his review of ''Main/TwoThousandAndOneASpaceOdyssey'' and his anger at the many scenes [[LeaveTheCameraRunning where there was nothing but very long shots of landscape]], and [[FlatCharacter characters with no arc]] so he expects the same from this film. Cue the first scene with Heywood Floyd (Ron Scheider) and Dimitri Moiseievich (Dana Elcar) talking about personal details (like Dimitri having asthma), some small talk about the state of the world (the still-running ColdWar of the setting apparently about to run hot) and an informal debriefing of the ''Discovery'''s mission (which apparent failure Floyd was turned into the FallGuy of and got him kicked out of NASA, turning the mission into his personal MyGreatestSecondChance). Again, this happens in the ''very first scene'', and this actually ''stuns Matthew into silence for a moment''.
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* His review of ''Film/TwoThousandTenTheYearWeMakeContact'' had him referencing back his review of ''Main/TwoThousandAndOneASpaceOdyssey'' and his anger at the many scenes [[LeaveTheCameraRunning where there was nothing but very long shots of landscape]], and [[FlatCharacter characters with no arc]] so he expects the same from this film. Cue the first scene with Heywood Floyd (Ron Scheider) (RoyScheider) and Dimitri Moiseievich (Dana Elcar) talking about personal details (like Dimitri having asthma), some small talk about the state of the world (the still-running ColdWar of the setting apparently about to run hot) and an informal debriefing of the ''Discovery'''s mission (which apparent failure Floyd was turned into the FallGuy of and got him kicked out of NASA, turning the mission into his personal MyGreatestSecondChance). Again, this happens in the ''very first scene'', and this actually ''stuns Matthew into silence for a moment''.
15th Sep '14 1:58:29 PM marcoasalazarm
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* The RunningGag BrokenRecord description of the [[LeaveTheCameraRunning absurdly long shots]] on ''Main/TwoThousandAndOneASpaceOdyssey'' ("Landscape", "They are going to The Moon", etc), complete with him telling the audience that he will stop when the film stops, to punctuate how annoying these shots are to him. He repeats this RunningGag on his review of ''Film/NoCountryForOldMen''.
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* The RunningGag BrokenRecord description of the [[LeaveTheCameraRunning absurdly long shots]] on ''Main/TwoThousandAndOneASpaceOdyssey'' ("Landscape", "They are going to The Moon", etc), complete with him telling the audience that he will stop when the film stops, to punctuate how annoying these shots are to him. He repeats this RunningGag on his review of ''Film/NoCountryForOldMen''.''Film/NoCountryForOldMen''. * His confusion at the "exploration" rocket ship bringing tremendous firepower (such as grenades, gas and ''a bazooka''-which actually makes him do a DoubleTake) to a rescue mission in the review of ''It! The Terror From Beyond Space''. Also the RunningGag regarding the actor playing the monster being TheAlcoholic.
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