Funny / Conan the Barbarian (2011)

  • The female lead Tamara keeps talking about how Conan is going to take her wherever she wants until he finally gags her. In one gesture, Conan reminds us that being civilized doesn't mean you can just talk however you want to whoever.
    • What makes it funnier is how she keeps talking though the gag and is still kind of understandable.
  • Looking to get into a prison Conan beats the crap out of a guard, stands over his prone form and tells the still slightly concussed guy "I am your prisoner" while meekly extending his hands for cuffs.