- "Perhaps they mean to capture us … and torture us to death." Malak promptly goes back to hiding under the table.
- Conan notices the same camel he punched in the first film and tries to apologize. The camel decides to get even instead. Conan then proceeds to do the same.
- While Conan is fighting the Man Ape (the projection of Toth Amon), Malak asks Akiro to get the mirror door open. Akiro fails in his first attempt, so he spits in his hands, rubs them together and really gets serious... but still to no avail. Malak is less than pleased with the wizard's lack of progress."A fine magician you are! Go back to juggling apples!"
- When Conan figures out that smashing the mirrors kills the lizard/wizard, he gets down to two mirrors: one that the wizard is hiding behind and one keeping his friends locked out. As Conan stares at the one his companions are behind, they begin shouting at him to NOT choose that one — knowing someone is about to get Impaled with Extreme Prejudice.
- The night after the battle with Toth Amon has Conan drunkenly declaring his devotion to Valeria and claiming that Zula's staff is not a real weapon, but a "toothpick". Then he faceplants into Bombaata's chest and collapses.
- The indignant look on Zula's face when Conan insults her signature weapon.
- It leads to a small Moment of Awesome for Zula when Conan goes to throw the staff away, only for Zula to pluck it out of mid-air.
- Zula has a rather hilarious Slasher Smile after giving the Coup de Grâce to one of the guards of Taramis who attack the party.
- You have to admit during the Wizard's duel between Akiro and the Guardian, the face Mako makes during the last part of the fight is pretty silly-looking.
- Malak claims that he heard of a secret entrance from his "cousin's brother's sister". Later the party gets into an argument over whether it was his cousin's brother's sister or his sister's brother's cousin. All of these relations boil down to one thing: his cousin.
- The Princess asking around for sex advice. Malak is too flustered to give any—any that makes sense, anyway. Zula's? "Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrab him! And take him!"
- Zula freaking out over a rat, realizing that she's making a fool of herself, and then shrugging sheepishly. Conan shakes his head.
- Malak's completely superfluous Coup de Grâce on Dagoth moments after Conan had done the same, causing the theme music to swell once again, and just as triumphantly as for Conan.
- Notice the look on Malak's face, while a bit smug he's not being overtly rude. Apparently, being just happy to have been able to "help".
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