Funny / Command & Conquer: Renegade

  • The cutscene after infiltrating Raveshaw's mansion.
    [As Sydney is driving the truck to escape]
    Havoc: Watch it!
    Sydney: You were supposed to rescue all three of us! Are you always this incompetent?!
    Havoc: Cow.
    Sydney: Pig!
    Havoc: No, cow!
    Cow: Moo!
    [Sydney swerves the truck to avoid said cow]
  • The cutscene when Havoc meets a Tiberium physically enhanced and brainwashed Raveshaw, right before the boss fight against him:
    Havoc: At least, he's taller.
    • And then, when he meets the similarly enhanced Petrova, who promises to perform the same enhancements on him:
    Havoc: "Evolve" me? No thanks, I like being a caveman. [beat] Looks good on you, though.
  • The cutscene of Havoc rescuing the GDI prisoners from the NOD sub base, wherein he declines to escape with them. Doubles as a nice reference to Tiberian Dawn.
    GDI Soldier: You mean you're going to take on the whole crew by yourself?
    Havoc: Doesn't seem fair, does it? Maybe I'll shoot left-handed.