- When Gourry hears Raising Heart talk to Nanoha, he looks at the Sword of Light and asks "Why can't you talk?" The best part is, this is completely in character for him.
- Vita's first menstration. Signum made a killing.
- Uno's punishment for Quattro and Levi. Happy songs and Mazoku don't mix well, especially when the said happy songs come from Barney & Friends.
- Subaru and Ginga vs two completely quirky opponents in strikers arc. The innuendo was well over 9000.
- Quattro sees Voltaire...
"DEAR MOTHER OF ALL EVIL GODS, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!"
- Just about anything perverted that Thoth says, if only for the reactions.