Funny / Blankman

  • While searching for explosives in a bathroom, we're given a fine example of Toilet Humor (literally and figuratively).
    Darryl/Blankman: Did you find the bomb yet?
    Kevin/Other Guy: (emerges from a toilet stall) Yeah, but it's not the one we're looking for.
  • Minelli pours hot coffee onto Mr. Stone's, unmentionables.
    Stone: Hey, Einstein. In case you haven't noticed, this isn't a boil on my ass. I'm paralyzed from the waist down. I can't feel a thing. (Minelli slaps him in the face) I felt that.
  • Blankman taunts a goon by saying "Slap me around and call me Susan!" He Screams Like a Little Girl when he finds out the goon is happy to oblige.
    Goon: I warned you, Susan!