Funny / Blankman

• While searching for explosives in a bathroom, we're given a fine example of Toilet Humor (literally and figuratively).
  Darryl/Blankman: Did you find the bomb yet?
  Kevin/Other Guy: (emerges from a toilet stall) Yeah, but it's not the one we're looking for.
• Minelli pours hot coffee onto Mr. Stone's, uh, unmentionables.
  Stone: Hey, Einstein. I don’t know if you noticed, but this ain't a boil on my ass. It’s a wheelchair. I'm paralyzed from the waist down. I can't feel a damn thing. (Minelli slaps him in the face) I felt that. (Minelli slaps him again.) Ya' through?
• Blankman taunts a pimp by saying "Slap me around and call me Susan!" He Screams Like a Little Girl when he finds out the pimp is happy to oblige.
  Pimp: I warned you, Susan!
• Blankman is shown to have inspired others to become superheroes. Among them, Midget Man (which is exactly what he sounds like). On tv, when asked how he would handle a dangerous situation, he gets up, goes behind a chair, tries to lift it, and is overpowered by the inanimate object. “I got it, I got it, ohhh shi (BEEP).”
• The woman in the elevator who gives birth due to Blankman and Kevin's help: whereas the former delivers the child, the latter has his manhood squeezed by her due to thinking it was his finger. They all soon begin screaming for different reasons.
• At one point, both men are walking down the street at night, and as Darryl is deep in thought and lagging behind, eventually he's interrupted by Kevin screaming, "Bring yo goofy-ass on!"