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* Blankman is shown to have inspired others to become superheroes. Among them, Midget Man (which is exactly what he sounds like). On tv, when asked how he would handle a dangerous situation, he gets up, goes behind a chair, tries to lift it, and is overpowered by the inanimate object. “I got it, I got it, ohhh shi (BEEP).”

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* Blankman is shown to have inspired others to become superheroes. Among them, Midget Man (which is exactly what he sounds like). On tv, when asked how he would handle a dangerous situation, he gets up, goes behind a chair, tries to lift it, and is overpowered by the inanimate object. “I got it, I got it, ohhh shi (BEEP).
* The woman in the elevator who gives birth due to Blankman and Kevin's help: whereas the former delivers the child, the latter has his [[GroinAttack manhood squeezed by her due to thinking it was his finger.]] [[ReactiveContinuousScream They all soon begin screaming for different reasons.]]
* At one point, both men are walking down the street at night, and as Darryl is deep in thought and lagging behind, eventually he's interrupted by Kevin screaming, "Bring yo goofy-ass on!"
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--> '''Stone''': Hey, Einstein. I don’t know if you noticed, but this ain't a boil on my ass. It’s a wheelchair. I'm paralyzed from the waist down. I can't feel a damn thing. (''Minelli slaps him in the face'') I felt ''that.''

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--> '''Stone''': Hey, Einstein. I don’t know if you noticed, but this ain't a boil on my ass. It’s a wheelchair. I'm paralyzed from the waist down. I can't feel a damn thing. (''Minelli slaps him in the face'') I felt ''that.'''' (''Minelli slaps him again.'') Ya' through?
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-->'''Pimp:''' I ''warned'' you, Susan!

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-->'''Pimp:''' I ''warned'' you, Susan!Susan!
* Blankman is shown to have inspired others to become superheroes. Among them, Midget Man (which is exactly what he sounds like). On tv, when asked how he would handle a dangerous situation, he gets up, goes behind a chair, tries to lift it, and is overpowered by the inanimate object. “I got it, I got it, ohhh shi (BEEP).”
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--> '''Kevin/Other Guy''': (''emerges from a toilet stall'') [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar Yeah, but it's not the one we're looking for]].

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--> '''Kevin/Other Guy''': (''emerges from a toilet stall'') [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar Yeah, but it's not the one we're looking for]]. for.
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--> '''Stone''': Hey, Einstein. In case you haven't noticed, this isn't a boil on my ass. I'm paralyzed from the waist down. I can't feel a thing. (''Minelli slaps him in the face'') I felt ''that.''

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--> '''Stone''': Hey, Einstein. In case I don’t know if you haven't noticed, but this isn't ain't a boil on my ass.ass. It’s a wheelchair. I'm paralyzed from the waist down. I can't feel a damn thing. (''Minelli slaps him in the face'') I felt ''that.''
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* Blankman taunts a goon by saying "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJYInp-W_ww Slap me around and call me Susan!]]" He ScreamsLikeALittleGirl when he finds out the goon is happy to oblige.
-->'''Goon:''' I ''warned'' you, Susan!

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* Blankman taunts a goon pimp by saying "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJYInp-W_ww Slap me around and call me Susan!]]" He ScreamsLikeALittleGirl when he finds out the goon pimp is happy to oblige.
-->'''Goon:''' -->'''Pimp:''' I ''warned'' you, Susan!
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* Minelli pours hot coffee onto Mr. Stone's, unmentionables.

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* Minelli pours hot coffee onto Mr. Stone's, uh, unmentionables.

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* Blankman taunts a goon by saying "Slap me around and call me Susan!" He ScreamsLikeALittleGirl when he finds out the goon is happy to oblige.

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* Blankman taunts a goon by saying "Slap "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJYInp-W_ww Slap me around and call me Susan!" Susan!]]" He ScreamsLikeALittleGirl when he finds out the goon is happy to oblige.oblige.
-->'''Goon:''' I ''warned'' you, Susan!

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--> '''Kevin/Other Guy''': (''emerges from a toilet stall'') [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar Not the one we're looking for]].

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--> '''Kevin/Other Guy''': (''emerges from a toilet stall'') [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar Not Yeah, but it's not the one we're looking for]].



--> '''Stone''': Hey, Einstein. In case you haven't noticed, this isn't a boil on my ass. I'm paralyzed from the waist down. I can't feel a thing. (''Minelli slaps him in the face'') I felt that.

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--> '''Stone''': Hey, Einstein. In case you haven't noticed, this isn't a boil on my ass. I'm paralyzed from the waist down. I can't feel a thing. (''Minelli slaps him in the face'') I felt that. ''that.''
* Blankman taunts a goon by saying "Slap me around and call me Susan!" He ScreamsLikeALittleGirl when he finds out the goon is happy to oblige.
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* While searching for explosives in a bathroom, we're given a fine example of ToiletHumor (literally ''and'' figuratively).
--> '''Darryl/Blankman''': Did you find the bomb yet?
--> '''Kevin/Other Guy''': (''emerges from a toilet stall'') [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar Not the one we're looking for]].
* Minelli pours hot coffee onto Mr. Stone's, unmentionables.
--> '''Stone''': Hey, Einstein. In case you haven't noticed, this isn't a boil on my ass. I'm paralyzed from the waist down. I can't feel a thing. (''Minelli slaps him in the face'') I felt that.

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