Funny: The Blair Witch Project

  • Upon discovering a dead mouse:
    Heather: (jokingly dramatic) What killed this dead mouse? Witchcraft?
    Josh: (bluntly) How bout God?
  • Some of their campfire banter is pretty funny.
    "Witches in days gone by were roasted just like my Vienna sausage."
  • This exchange (an approximation):
    Mike: What bothers me is that we're so damn deep in the woods and people are gonna come out here and mess with us...They've gotta have something wrong with them, and I don't wanna play with that.
    Heather: Well, how do we know it was people?
    Mike: Well, even if it wasn't, I don't wanna play with that, either!
  • "I swear to Christ!"