Funny / The Blair Witch Project

  • Heather squishing the camera into a bag of marshmallows at the grocery store.
  • Mike eating a dry leaf.
  • Heather's very narmy narration for her documentary.
  • The entire scene with the two fishermen.
  • Upon discovering a dead mouse:
    Heather: (jokingly dramatic) What killed this dead mouse? Witchcraft?
    Josh: (bluntly) How bout God?
  • Mike filming Heather struggling with their equipment.
    Mike: I could help you but I'd rather stay here and record.
  • "Is that the Blair Witch? No, it's Heather taking a piss."
  • Some of their campfire banter is pretty funny.
    "Witches in days gone by were roasted just like my Vienna sausage."
    • The Gilligan's Island bit.
  • Mike's leaning post.
  • Heather asking Josh why she's not allowed to smoke in the tent when Mike is allowed to fart.
  • Josh and Heather making fun of Mike's chest hair.
    Mike: You should see my ass.
  • Mike shouting "FUCK YOU GOD!" when the group realizes they've been going in circles.
  • This exchange (an approximation):
    Mike: What bothers me is that we're so damn deep in the woods and people are gonna come out here and mess with us...They've gotta have something wrong with them, and I don't wanna play with that.
    Heather: Well, how do we know it was people?
    Mike: Well, even if it wasn't, I don't wanna play with that, either!
  • Mike and Josh sarcastically singing The National Anthem.